Invader zim fan fic (my oc Zar)

Petty fight

"Where have you been?! Zim couldn't find you for half the day!" He pointed at Zar screaming.

"Aw were you worried about me?"

"Like I'll ever care about you! Zim just wants you to help me take over this disgusting plate so that we can make our Tallest proud!" He continues to yell with a big evil grin on his face.

"...ya...uh...sure." Zar looks understandable while looking down at Zim.

"Pfff as if that'll ever happen!" Dib walks up to Zim.

"Oh does the puny Dib-thing have something to say?! What a surprise! Zim never seen you so talkative before!" Zim walk closer to Dib

"Oh, What you mad space boy because I have better things to do then fight you all day?! At least I have a life and don't just do shit for the leaders of some stupid alien race!" Dib puts his face close to Zim's face

"Dib stop this, this is childish-" Gaz was interrupted.

"HOW DARE YOU OFFEND MY TALLEST!" Zim quickly throws a punch into Dib's face and every word he said poison draining from it.

Dib picks up Zim and tosses him away while Zim landed on his robot legs from his pak. The two boys eyes were fulled with anger as Zim lunges toward Dib. Dib dodges Zim but not quick enough as he ends up with his coat being scratched, but as he dodges he ends up kicking Zim in the (stomach) area causing Zim to lose his breath and falling to the floor far from Dib. Dib walks to Zim, towering over him.

"This fight is over space boy."

Dib turns around but before he can take a step he falls to the ground face first as Zim stands on top of him out of breath."

"That's, huff, what you think, huff, Dib-stink. Come on Zar! We're going home!"

While the fight was going on Zar looked dumbfounded and Gaz looked disappointed while playing on her phone. This wasn't the first time Zim and Dib had fight and it's not like it was their worse one so she decided to just keep to herself and wait until her stupid brother and Zim finally finished.

"Why didn't you stop them?! I thought you cared about Dib?!" Zar now started to look worried as the fight was finishing.

"I do, I do it's just, I can't stop them when they do end up fighting because then they'll continue it the next day the first time they lock eyes on each other. Not only that but it gets, tiring after the 5 million time of watching these two idiots fight. You'll see one day." Gaz puts her fingers in between her eyebrows. She walks over to Dib before dragging him to his truck putting him in the back of the car and driving away.

Zar looks hopelessly and she watches Gaz and Dib driving away from the school's parking lot. Only to get distracted by a loud and piercing scream coming from Zim to hurry up. She sighs and walks down the stairs walking to Zim as he limbs to his house with Zar behind him.

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They were sitting on the couch as Zar patching Zim up. It was quite a hassle as Zar could still feel the anger within Zim's body and he would shake or mumble to himself about how he will defeat Dib and this stupid planet. Zar looked uncomfortable and worried trying to think of the best question to ask him at the time.

"Why do you and Dib fight?"

"Isn't it obvious?! It's because Im trying to take over this hideous dumb planet But Dib is to stupid to realize Zim's greatness and his Tallest greatness!" Zim's word were fulled with venom along with his hissing.

Zar looked in shocked but quickly calmed down with a long sigh. "You two been at it for years I guess huh? When did it start getting physical?"

"Eh?" Zim turns his head toward Zar.

She smiled at him but her eyes were fulled with coldness. "Everyone fights but they never start out as physical, so when did it start?"

"It all started when Zim got to this stupid planet!" He says angrily then sighs to calm himself down. "No, no. It all started when I got into the same class as Dib-stink! It's all his fault for beings damn smart! He's the one who started all this mess! And if he is the problem... then the most logical answer is to destroy him-"

Zim was interrupted by loud laughing. He looks to his left to find Zar's hand on her head. This confused Zim as he didn't think he said anything funny. He stares blankly at her wait for her to stop.

"Hahaha I'm sorry but your blaming a smeet for the mishaps that happened to you on your first skool day?! Zim that can't be possible smeets aren't that smart!" She waves her hand from side to side to dismiss the silly thought Zim put into her head.

"YOU DO NOT UNDERSTAND HUMANS AND THE WAY THIS PLANET WORKS! DO NOT UNDERESTIMATE ZIM EVER AGAIN! AND THEY ARE NOT SMEETS! THEY ARE UGLY HUMAN CHILDREN! CHILDREN ZIM TELLS YOU!"

Silence

".........do you need to like eat something, are you one of those people who get angry when you don't eat for a while or-?"

"ZIM IS PERFECTLY CALM JUST CONTINUE FIXING ME"

"Ok, ok. geez." She grabs his arms and continues patching it up.

".....sing." He spoke quietly.

"What?" She tilts her head.

"Sing for Zim! That stupid song you sung before."

"But why-?"

"JUST DO IT!"

She moves her hands forward and backwards as to tell him to calm down. She sung the song to him the Irken song they would sing to the smeets. As she sings it she could see Zim's face calm down little by little until he just looked miserable. She pity the small Irken wanting to help him fix his relationship with Dib so they could at least be friends, or tolerate each other. From what Gaz and Zim told her it seemed as though fighting was normal for them but Dib somehow got tired of the fighting or just got too old for them. She finished singing to Zim and looked at him with pity, then he started to say something.

"How...do you remember that song? They must have sung it to us hundreds of years ago... so how?"

"I don't know, I honestly don't. My pak is different from everyone else's, like it remembers things even I don't remember.  Even when I'm dreaming it seems to just listen to things for me."

"What do you mean? The pak is us, how could you not remember something but your pak does? That doesn't make sense!"

"Like I said, I don't know how this works either." She said in a cold manner. "It's just, my pak is weird...it's broken or something..."

"So your a malfunction?" He said quietly.

"Yes, I suppose that's a word you could use. But I like to think if it as... me being more different then everyone else. Done." She rises her arm up having her hands stay besides her and Zim moves his arm up and done.

"This'll do, good job Zim's newest henchmen. You get to see another day." He says slyly

"Haha very funny."

"...Zim is also a malfunction, but I'm doing great things in my life! I'm the best invader out of every Irken, so if you ever feel like a bad malfunction just know that Zim has accepted you as a strong ally so you shouldn't feel as bad and you have some usefulness."

"...thanks Zim, that kinda helps..."

They smile at each other before Zar's pak started going off that someone was calling her.

"Sorry Zim I have to take this, it was nice talking to you though. Good night." She walks to the kitchen.

"Night?" He turns the Tv on before a green dog jumps on top of him. Gir sits on Zim's lap and watches Tv with him.

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