Their reaction to stepping on Ali

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Ana: *picks up Ali and carries her the rest of the day on her head*

Cho: *rapidly apologizes*

Eliza: Stop putting yourself under my foot!

James: oof, well not my fault you're so short

Lia: Shit. 4th time this week.

Markos: LMAO

EXCUSE YOU ALL-

I AM NOT SHORT

5'1 ISN'T SHORT-

I HATE YOU. I HATE YOU, I HATE YOUR CHILDREN, I HATE YOUR CHILDREN'S CHILDREN, I HATE YOUR CHILDREN'S CHILDREN'S LITTLE DOGGIE AND CATS AND MICE AND HORSES AND FAIRYTALES, AND I HATE YOU ALLLLL AND I WILL END YOU ALL...TILL YOU ARE DEAD BECAUSE I AM TALL. I AM PUTTING MY FOOT DOWN.

Sorry, can't even see your foot from up here. You're just too tiny.
-Eliza

I need a magnifying glass to be able to see where you are.
-Lia

Lia's eyes are unnaturally good. I need a microscope
-Eliza

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