Ana: *picks up Ali and carries her the rest of the day on her head*
Cho: *rapidly apologizes*
Eliza: Stop putting yourself under my foot!
James: oof, well not my fault you're so short
Lia: Shit. 4th time this week.
Markos: LMAO
EXCUSE YOU ALL-
I AM NOT SHORT
5'1 ISN'T SHORT-
I HATE YOU. I HATE YOU, I HATE YOUR CHILDREN, I HATE YOUR CHILDREN'S CHILDREN, I HATE YOUR CHILDREN'S CHILDREN'S LITTLE DOGGIE AND CATS AND MICE AND HORSES AND FAIRYTALES, AND I HATE YOU ALLLLL AND I WILL END YOU ALL...TILL YOU ARE DEAD BECAUSE I AM TALL. I AM PUTTING MY FOOT DOWN.
Sorry, can't even see your foot from up here. You're just too tiny.
-Eliza
I need a magnifying glass to be able to see where you are.
-Lia
Lia's eyes are unnaturally good. I need a microscope
-Eliza
YOU ARE READING
SS: CANONS OF THE HEAD
RandomHeadcanons! For the syncs! (Book by Eliza, but any other syncs can add and edit. Except Eliza. Everyone but Eliza. That's better.) HEY! NO IT'S NOT! -Eliza YES IT IS! -Markos NUUUUUUUU -Eliza Cover by Eliza. Also just for clarification Aleena and A...
