SS: CANONS OF THE HEAD

Girl Group HCs

I just realized something... even though this is an hc book we're writing about ourselves so everything in this is basically SS canon... but I don't want to place the power of making facts into the hands of the other simps since they're crazy and also wrong about me 99% of the time...
-Eliza

Eliza has a tiny tattoo of a songbird on her neck

Ali likes painting her toenails but no one can see them because of how short she is

Lia finds a new way to braid her hair every week

Whenever Cho's alone she dances to Never Gonna Give You Up

Ana counts her chappal weapons every night before she goes to bed

Eliza sharpens each of her many knives at least twice a week. The only reason her room has soundproofing is that so she can sharpen them every night without keeping the others up with the metallic screechy noises

Ali likes writing embarrassing but professional-looking articles (complete with black-and-white photographs) about the other simps and taping it to the refrigerator door

Lia once tried to go through her day wearing twenty beanies on her head

Cho makes secret chibi artwork of her and Jay being an adorable couple

Ali's list of short-related nicknames is longer than she is tall

You could very easily fit twenty Alis onto a queen-sized bed.

Eliza's favorite video game is Deer Hunter, because when she's not shooting things irl she's shooting them virtually

Cho has an impressive teddy bear collection, but her favorite thing to cuddle with is definitely Jay

All the girls have singing competitions using exclusively BLACKPINK songs. Or sometimes they assign parts and sing all together.

Bonus: for the above reason, Eliza tried to teach them Korean. It failed miserably and they decided to stick with singing English translations

Bonus bonus: they also tried learning the dances, but Eliza's the only one who was any good at it. Everyone else kept stepping on Ali.