Why each simp would be arrested
Eliza: stabbing the wrong person
Lia: shooting the wrong person
James: too many noise complaints filed against him
Markos: doing something sus and then disappearing for weeks
Ana: child abuse by chappal
Cho: rickrolling an entire city
Ali: being too short
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RandomHeadcanons! For the syncs! (Book by Eliza, but any other syncs can add and edit. Except Eliza. Everyone but Eliza. That's better.) HEY! NO IT'S NOT! -Eliza YES IT IS! -Markos NUUUUUUUU -Eliza Cover by Eliza. Also just for clarification Aleena and A...
