Why everyone wants to kill that specific member of the Simp Squad:
Ali: keeps burning down the kitchen. But she probably won't be killed on purpose, just stepped on.
Markos: too many scams having to do with his crystal stand.
Ana: wouldn't get killed, would just die attempting to rein in the squad
Cho: there's no other way to whack some sense into that little simping mind of hers than to actually whack her
Eliza: keeps killing everyone else
James: poisoned someone with cheese and/or ran them off the road with his many RVs
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De TodoHeadcanons! For the syncs! (Book by Eliza, but any other syncs can add and edit. Except Eliza. Everyone but Eliza. That's better.) HEY! NO IT'S NOT! -Eliza YES IT IS! -Markos NUUUUUUUU -Eliza Cover by Eliza. Also just for clarification Aleena and A...
