A simp-ified parody of "New Rules" by Dua Lipa because bread–
🔮🍫💙💎🐤🍰🌸🌻
So many opportunities
But we still chose fiction
(Better than most, better than most)
Talking, reading, writing 'bout them
It's like an addiction
(She loves a ghost, she loves a ghost 😉)
Our loves,
They make us feel like nobody else, nobody else
But our loves,
They aren't real so we tell ourselves, we tell ourselves . . .
One, no it doesn't matter
Keep simping till you're broke and battered
Two, react to spam attacks
If they don't stop then spam 'em back
Three, don't bother denying
You know they're all gonna say that you're lying
Out of screenshots?
Better look for a new simp on the block
These are simp rules, follow'em
These are simp rules, follow 'em
The ship names are better than your own
These are simp rules, follow 'em
Before songbird breaks into your home (tO sTaBbY sTaBbY yOu–)
We try to grow out of it
But at this point, we're stuck
(Don't wanna leave, don't wanna leave)
Hosting weddings on Discord
'Cause in real life, we're bAnKrUpT
(Attend them all, or you will fall)
👆Yes, this is a threat–
But our loves,
They aren't real so we tell ourselves, we tell ourselves: LMAO, LMAO, LMAO
One, no it doesn't matter
Keep simping till you're broke and battered
Two, react to spam attacks
If they don't stop then spam 'em back
Three, don't bother denying
You know they're all gonna say that you're lying
Out of screenshots?
Better look for a new simp on the block
These are simp rules, follow 'em
These are simp rules, follow 'em
The Kia wedding will be in Rome
Y'all better come to it, no buts
Before songbird breaks into your home (tO sTaBbY sTaBbY yOu–)
Screaming and dreaming
Denying then simping all week
We're crazy people
Who just need to go get some sleep
One, no it doesn't matter
Keep simping till you're broke and battered
Two, react to spam attacks
If they don't stop then spam 'em back
Three, don't bother denying
You know they're all gonna say that you're lying
Out of screenshots?
Better look for a new simp on the block
These are simp rules, follow 'em
These are simp rules, follow 'em
One day we'll carve them into stone
These are simp rules follow 'em
Before songbird breaks into your home (tO sTaBbY sTaBbY yOu–)
Don't set the kitchen on fire (don't, don't don't, don't)
But still the kitchen's on fire (why, why, why, why)
Don't set the kitchen on fire (don't, don't, don't, don't)
But still the kitchen's on fire (why, why, why, why)
sOmEoNe gEt tHe eXtInGuIsHeR!
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