Things the simps plus Eliza would or do say a lot...ELIZA IS NOT A SIMP AND ALI IS PERIDOT NOW HUSH BEFORE I BREAK A DINING ROOM TABLE OVER YOUR HEAD, RIP OFF YOUR ARM, SHOVE IT UP YOUR ASS, RIP OFF YOUR OTHER ARM, SHOVE IT DOWN YOUR THROAT SO YOUR HANDS CAN HANDSHAKE WITHIN YOUR GUTS (Can you please make your threats less gruesome? -Cho)
Eliza
"They say there's plenty of fish in the sea, but there's also five trillion tons of trash in the sea"
"I HAVE A KNIFE BITCH"
"Fuck you all the way to hell!"
Ali
"WHEEEEEEE" Psh! This is a very crafted saying, and you are nowhere near mastering the art of saying this, Liz -Ali
"WHO WANTS TO GET HIGH WITH ME??"
"insert very gruesome threat"
"HUGGIES!"
Lia
"Boi"
"MOMMA HEN'S HERE"
Markos
"I'D LIKE TO SEE YOU TRY TO STAB ME"
"OI"
Aleena
"Calm down children"
James
"Imma get another car"
"Hey Guys, What's Cooking."
*Slams down Cheddar* "Cheese"
Cho
"This place is cursed."
"Bad humans."
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SS: CANONS OF THE HEAD
RandomHeadcanons! For the syncs! (Book by Eliza, but any other syncs can add and edit. Except Eliza. Everyone but Eliza. That's better.) HEY! NO IT'S NOT! -Eliza YES IT IS! -Markos NUUUUUUUU -Eliza Cover by Eliza. Also just for clarification Aleena and A...
