Incorrect Quotes (Multi-Fandom)

Heroes of Olympus/Percy Jackson

Jason: I can't see without my glasses.

Percy: Then put on your glasses.

Jason: I lost them.

Percy: Then look for them

Jason: I cAnt sEE wIThoUt mY glASseS!!!

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(Incorrect Incorrect Heroes of Olympus x Marvel Quotes since I'm making it clean.  Sort of not an incorrect quote since it's just listing and not exactly a story)

Chiron: "We have a Hulk (Clarisse)"

Percy fighting a monster: "I could do this all day."

Percy: "Don't do anything I would do, and definitely don't do anything I wouldn't do."

Jason: "I don't know if you've been in a fight before, but there's usually not this much talking."

Frank: "I make grave mistakes all the time.  Everything always seems to work out."

Hazel: "The real question is WHAT ARE THOOSSSEE?"

Hazel: "Kick names, take butt."

Nico: "You get hurt, hurt 'em back.  You get killed, walk it off."

Reyna: "I recognize that the council has made a decision, but given that it's a stupid decision, I've elected to ignore it."

Annabeth: "Let's talk about this plan of yours.  I think it's good, except it sucks.  So let me do the plan, and that way it might be really good."

Leo: "I am burdened with glorious purpose."

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Leo: The floor is lava!

Jason: [helps Piper onto the counter]

Annabeth: [kicks Percy off of the sofa]

Leo: As you can see, there are two types of lovers.

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Hazel: You are now one day closer to eating your next plate of nachos.

Jason: That's the most helpful thing I've ever heard.

Percy: But what if I die tomorrow and never eat any more nachos?

Leo: Then it's nacho lucky day.

Everyone: . . .

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Hera: Time for Plan G.

Posiedon: Don't you mean Plan B?

Athena: No, we tried plan B a long time ago.  I had to skip over plan C due to technical difficulties.

Apollo: What about Plan D?

Athena: Plan D was that desperate disguise attempt half an hour ago.

Poseidon: What about Plan E?

Hera: I'm hoping not to use it.  Apollo dies in Plan E.

Artemis: I like plan E.

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 Annabeth: What keeps you moving?

Percy: My love for you.

Leo: Knowing that I have my tool belt and lovely sense of humor.

Frank: Having Hazel by my side

Hazel: Having Frank by my side

Piper: Knowing that you guys have my back

Reyna: My weapons.

Nico: My freaking legs, that's what keeps me moving.

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Piper: If today was the last day you were alive, what would you do?

Jason: Say goodbye and mend my relationships

Percy: Annoy the gods.

Leo: I would send a message to 10 people saying that if they won't forward this message to 10 people I would die tomorrow.

Percy: That's awesome can I change my answer?

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Reyna: *teaching Nico to drive*

Reyna: Alright are you ready to drive, Nico?

Nico: I don't know are you ready for me to drive?

Reyna:

Reyna: Sure I've had a good life and I wrote my will before coming here.

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Percy: Where are you going Nico?

Nico: To seek the company of the only one around here who has any sense

Percy: Who's that

Nico:

Nico: Myself.

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Piper: Why is everyone rolling on the floor, laughing? And what happened to Percy's forehead?

Annabeth: *sighs* Percy was about to hit his head on the door frame, so I told him to duck and he quacked at me.

Annabeth: And then he hit his head.

Piper:

Piper: Oookay...

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