Incorrect Quotes (Multi-Fandom)

Heroes of Olympus/Percy Jackson

Jason: Why are you late?

Percy: A technical error occurred causing an unexpectedly long bought of unconsciousness.

Jason: Overslept?

Percy: Overslept.

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Leo: The itty bitty spider climbed up the water spout.

Annabeth: Down came my knife and slashed the spider out.

Leo: . . . Out came the sun and dried up all the rain.

Annabeth: But the its bitsy spider was never seen again.

Leo:

Leo: I think we learned different versions of that song.

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Sally: Where's Estelle?

Percy: Annabeth's playing dress-up with her

Sally: She is?

Percy: *shrugs* she was upset about some kid in kindergarten calling her names

Sally: that's sweet of her, distracting her like that.

Percy:

Percy: sure.  That's what she's doing.

*meanwhile* 

Annabeth: *going through Estelle's closet* Now these shoes have a reinforced sole, meaning your kick's gonna be twice as painful.

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Percy: Call my mom and tell her to meet us at the Empire State Building.

Grover: *nods nervously* Okay...but what if she says no?...your mom can be kind of...difficult

Percy: Are you scared of my mother?

Leo: We all are.

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Annabeth: Oh shut up.   Don't you dare look at me like that.

Spider:

Annabeth: I beat your MOTHER okay?   I beat her.  I trapped her in her own web.

Spider:

Annabeth: AND she was so much bigger than you.  And nastier.  And big.  And meaner.  And just really really big.

Spider:

Annabeth: So don't you go around thinking you can win me over okay?? I am Annabeth Chase, the girl who trapped Arachne and I will-

Spider: *takes a tiny step forward*

Annabeth: perCYYYYY!!!

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Beckendorf: I already said no Percy, get off my back.

Percy: Please, it's essential for fighting monsters.

Beckendorf: Making Riptide have the lightsaber sound when you uncaps it is NOT essential.

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Leo: OH M G'S I'M SO MUCH MORE HOTTER THAN PERCY *puts hands on fire*

Percy: You know what you are hotter than me.

Leo: TOLD YOU PIPER

Percy: You're hotter than me cause I'm COOLER THAN YOU *throws water at Leo making the fire go out* You just got persassied 

Percy:*walks out like a boss*

Jason: OHHHHH OH NO HE DIDN'T 

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Percy and Annabeth: *in sync* Its crazy how we finish each other's...

Percy and Annabeth: *stare at each other*

Percy and Annabeth: *In sync* We agreed that I would say that part!  No we agreed it was me!

Grover: It's crazy how they are in perfect sync, even when fighting...

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Chiron: Ok campers, question time. 

Chiron: If you were a fruit, what would you be?

Nico: I'd be a tomato

Nico: Because no one accepts me as part of the group.

Chiron:

Chiron: Very creative Nico!  Who's next!?

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Piper: Leo it's your turn to give us an inspirational speech

Leo: Oh uh it's okay if you fall apart sometimes

Leo: I mean tacos fall apart sometimes too and we still love them

Percy, wiping a tear away: Beautiful.

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