Morgan, coming to in a hospital bed: What just-
Pepper: You passed out from a fever, sweetheart. Do you remember anything?
Morgan: Kind of. I remember the ambulance ride.
Pepper: That wasn't an ambulance ride. We drove you here.
Morgan: But I heard sirens.
Pepper: That was Happy.
Morgan:
Happy, breathing into a paper bag: I will not apologize for caring.
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Peter: So yeah I get picked on sometimes at school
Bucky: You need a sword.
Sam: What no that would-
Bucky: [pulls out a sword]
Sam: Whoa hold on I don't want any problems
Bucky: [to Peter] see what I mean.
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Thanos: How does it feel to be on the wrong side.
Tony: Shut up, your mother buys you mega-blocks instead of legos
Thanos: [gasp] you taKE THAT BACK.
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Peter, casually walking around looking at his phone:
Tony, walks in, startled: PETER
Peter, jumps and falls off the ceiling: Oh my gosh I thought I was on the floor.
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Tony in the morning: I'm nothing without my coffee.
Peter, looking at him straight in his eyes: Well then maybe you shouldn't have it.
Tony: [spits out his coffee]
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*At the Avengers debut*
Interview: Hello welcome could you tell us who you guys are.
Tony: tired.
Bruce: angry.
Thor: confused
Natasha: a spy.
Clint: a birb.
Steve: ...the Avengers?
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Jane: It's been 15 minutes and he hasn't texted me back, I wonder if he's okay?
Thor: [Trying to spell gorgeous]
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Natasha: Did either of you even take a moment to think about how bad that idea was?
Steve: Yes, of course we did.
Bucky: We just decided to ignore it.
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Pietro: *with his foot stuck in a chair* Now you may be asking, "Pietro, how did you do this to yourself?"
Pietro: *slightly baffled and trying to free his food* Well the thing is...Pietro doesn't know either.
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Steve: *Sneezes*
Clint: God bless America.
Steve: You're not going to stop anytime soon, are you?
Clint: Not until I get tired of it
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Incorrect Quotes (Multi-Fandom)
HumorI love reading Incorrect Quotes books, so I decided to make one of my own. Fandoms included in this book: Percy Jackson, Heroes of Olympus, Marvel, Avatar the Last Airbender, and ItsFunneh/Krew. I do not own any of the images/art used for the cover...
