Steve: Look, let's just agree to say "'I'm sorry'" on the count of three.
Steve:One, two, three.
Tony:
Steve:
Steve:See, now I'm just disappointed in the both of us.
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Bucky: I hate when Sam says "Are you even listening to me?" It's such a random way to start a conversation.
Sam:
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Thor: Why don't you just stop being rude?
Loki: How about no.
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Clint: Are you talking to yourself?
Tony: Yes, it's the only way to have an intelligent conversation around here.
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Tony, to Peter: This is your lunch. Now, you should be able to do whatever you want with this.
Tony: But when I come, the government. . .
Tony: *takes bite of sandwich*
Tony: And I get to take 40% of your lunch.
Tony: *continues to eat Peter's lunch, finishing it*
Tony: And that, Peter, is how taxes work.
Peter: :(
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Natasha: *bursts into a room and locks the door behind them*
Fury:
Fury: What did you do.
Natasha: NOBODY DIED!
Fury: WHAT KIND OF ANSWER IS THAT?!?
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Peter, texting Tony: Hey.
Tony: Hey
Peter: Whatcha doing
Tony: Making money
Peter: Lol
Tony: Whatcha doing?
Peter: Walking to my locker
Tony: So texting me to look cool and avoid social contact?
Peter: Yep.
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Loki, to Thor: I am going to murder you.
Loki: And your family.
Loki: Wait-
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Tony: Can you babysit Peter?
Bucky: Sure.
Peter: I'm 16 and an Avenger! I don't need babysitting!
Tony: He'll let you stick letter-fridge-magnets on his metal arm.
Bucky: What? To-
Peter: You're the best babysitter ever!
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Steve: *shouting due to headphones* TONY PUT ALL OF MY RECORDS ON THIS RECTANGLE
Steve: *still jamming* THIS IS AN EXCELLENT RECTANGLE
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Incorrect Quotes (Multi-Fandom)
HumorI love reading Incorrect Quotes books, so I decided to make one of my own. Fandoms included in this book: Percy Jackson, Heroes of Olympus, Marvel, Avatar the Last Airbender, and ItsFunneh/Krew. I do not own any of the images/art used for the cover...
