Sokka: I don't want to play this game.
Zuko: I don't care. What's the opposite of wet?
Sokka: dry
Zuko: What's the opposite of father?
Toph: [sighing] mother.
Zuko: Good. What's the opposite of early?
Sokka: late.
Zuko: what's the opposite of responsible?
Toph: Sokka.
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Mai: You like my personality?
Zuko: Yeah, I was surprised too.
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*Sokka rushes by with an armful of water bottles*
Aang: What's going on?
Katara: Sokka wouldn't drink water.
Aang: ...And?
Katara: And I asked them how fast they could chug an entire bottle.
Sokka, loudly: 16 OUNCES IN TEN SECONDS, GUYS!!!
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Azula: What is this!?!
Zuko: That's the weight of guilt. Give in to the nice side. Help those unfortunate, and make the guilt go away, Azula.
Azula: Ow! Make it stop!
Zuko: Surrender to your kindness, Azula. It's nice to be nice.
Azula: Your guilt is strong, brother. But it is no match for the power of my selfishness!
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Zuko: I'm terrified of the Backstreet Boys
Iroh: Tell me why
Zuko: [bursts into tears]
Iroh:
Iroh: O-oh...
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[Air horn sound]
[second air horn sound]
Sokka: This isn't deodorant.
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Katara: Aang annoyed me today, so I told him that I can't wait to see what he has planned for our special day tomorrow
Katara: There's nothing special about tomorrow. But there is something special about watching the color leave his face as panic takes over.
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Wan Shi Tong: Jellyfish have survived for 600,000 years without brains
Toph: A ray of hope for Sokka.
Sokka, entering: what?
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[sirens going off in the distance]
Aang, who has never done anything wrong in his life: They found me.
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Sokka: I sort of did something stupid and I need your advice but I don't want any judgement or criticism
Toph: And you came to me?
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Incorrect Quotes (Multi-Fandom)
HumorI love reading Incorrect Quotes books, so I decided to make one of my own. Fandoms included in this book: Percy Jackson, Heroes of Olympus, Marvel, Avatar the Last Airbender, and ItsFunneh/Krew. I do not own any of the images/art used for the cover...
