no joke i remember writing this in my journal then my teacher was like 'ok now turn in what you have written in your journal' and i was so embarrassed like SHIT I DIDNT KNOW I HAD TO TURN THIS IN so if even 8 year old me knew this was cringy thisll be fun to look back on; i also remember writing some of this at like 10 at night and being so disappointed in it that i didnt even read through it before turning it in
Two weeks ago I saw myself singing in front of 2,137 people. Wait! You probably want to know how I got there. Well...
right off the bat cringe
I was laying in bed. My puppy, Snowflake, pounced on top of me. I got out of bed to get a drink, but I tripped and skinned my knee. Snowflake jumped off the bed, and onto me. He made a funny face at me. It made me happy!
PUPPYYY (plot twist im still 8 lol)
Then I thought," Maybe I could make a song out of this!"
wait what
So, I wrote this:
Happy as Could Be
By: Amy Ball
"I got my friends in front of me! Who's as happy as could be? That's me. Oh I tripped on a rock I skinned my knee, but I got my friends in front of me and I'm as could be Oh"
what the fuck-
That's all I got. I didn't think it was all that good. Until the next morning.
My friend Sanai came over. Snowflake jumped up on her. As usual.
omfg wait that was actually the name of my classmate (i didnt even like her that much why did i put her in here-)
"How's it going!?" she asked in a very enthusiastically fluent southern accent, "Can I see it!?"
"fluent southern accent" what
Without thought "What are you talking about?" I asked.
"Duh!" my friend excitedly replied. "Your song!"
ew i hate how happy i made this character, shes like a fucking my little pony
"Oh. It's going OK I guess." I laughed.
I brought Sanai out of the cold autumn morning. To my surprise, she was shivering like a rock. She hung up her coat, AMAZING hat, and her pink, yellow, turquoise scarf. We sat on the couch. Snowflake bounced beside me. I grabbed my guitar and started to play.
"shivering like a rock" hate to break it to you baby rory but rocks dont move-
"I've got my friends in front of me. Who's as happy as could be? That's me. I tripped on a rock and I skinned my knee, but I got my friends in front of me. I'm as happy as could be. Oh." I sung. "That's all I got."
ew ew ew e-
Sanai smiled ear to ear. "That was amazing!" she squealed, jumping on my couch.
cHILL OUT PINKIE PIE NO ONE CARES ABOUT WHAT YOUR FLUENT-SOUTHERN ASS THINKS
I said as calmly as I could, "That is a new couch."
wow self insert much
like bish your friend is complementing your popstar ass and youre just like 'thats a new couch' why are you me
"Sorry." she whined "You're just so good at making music!" My friend jumped for joy again. Just, not on the couch this time.
bitch get a chill pill
Sanai was right about being good. Just remember how two weeks later, I saw myself singing in front of 2,137 people.
that is a very specific number and it scares me
Sanai spent the night at my house. It was not the best day ever. I'll give you a list of what happened today.
I burned my finger
I fell out of a tree
I stepped on a bug
Leaves fell in my mouth
omfg why is this character literally me-
I think that was destined to happen.
After Sanai and Snowflake fell asleep, I sat up writing my song. Here is my final:
Happy as Could Be
By: Amy Ball
"I got my friends in front of me! Who's as happy as could be? That's me. I tripped on a rock I skinned my knee, but I got my friends in front of me and I'm as could be, Oh! I was making pancakes and I burned my finger, but I got my friends in front of me and I'm as happy as could be, Yeah! I got my friends in front of me. Who's as happy as could be? That's me. I climbed up a tree then I fell out, but I got my friends in front of me and I'm as happy as could be, Oh! I was walking down the lane, when I stepped on a bug, but I got my friends in front of me and I'm as happy as could be, Yeah! I got my friends in front of me! Who's as happy as could be? That's me. I tripped on a rock I skinned my knee, but I got my friends in front of me and I'm as could be, Oh! I was making pancakes and I burned my finger, but I got my friends in front of me and I'm as happy as could be, Yeah! I got my friends in front of me. Who's as happy as could be? That's me. I climbed up a tree then I fell out, but I got my friends in front of me and I'm as happy as could be, Oh! I was walking down the lane, when I stepped on a bug, but I got my friends in front of me and I'm as happy as could be, Yeah! I got my friends in front of me! Who's as happy as could be? That's me."
ew.
bish 8 year old me didnt even know how fucking poems work gurl wrote a paragraph, hows someone supposed to sing that
plus that shit looks it came straight from google translate
So that is how two weeks later I saw myself singing in front of 2,137 people.
did you take a fucking count what that is a weirdly specific number
The crowds were cheering, "WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! AMY!!! TAKE ME WITH YOU!!!!" or something crazy like that.
"take me with you"?? w h a t
Then life was all, so very fantastically, good.
THE END
(is a new beginning)
POV: 8 year old is in their Ever After High phase
YOU ARE READING
written by baby me
Romanceyes i wrote a lot for fun in like elementary school much like i do now, so here are those because i think theyre cringy and funny
