lord help our souls
If I Ruled the School...
Whenever I walked down the hall, everyone would have to bow and not punch me
child, they werent gonna punch you anyway you were a hella popular totally cishet girl at six
I would wear a crown made out of cat skin
what-
My long royal robe would be made out of hair
w h a t
There would be a golden throne in the Gym room so I can't brack my head open
brack.
I would sit there each day and do nothing and rule
good plan
Each day for lunch I would have golden ice cream
what would that taste like??
At the end of the day, when the school bell rang, I would play on the school playground
even as the quing of first grade youre still six-
4 New School Rules I Would Make Are:
1. Talk in your teachers fase when you want to talk.
rude-
2. Steel mony from your teacher every bay.
i just lost brain cells
3. No super heoros aloud.
id just like to add that i wrote this so that i could be the only super hero
i really liked marvel as a kid (and i still do ofc)
4. Eat peanut butter.
baby rory you do know that youre not aloud to eat peanut butter at school to protect kids with allergies, right..? like its not just for no reason-
YOU ARE READING
written by baby me
Romanceyes i wrote a lot for fun in like elementary school much like i do now, so here are those because i think theyre cringy and funny
