Kacchako Headcanons For The Soul

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Bakugo is so much taller than her. Especially in third year. She's like, an entire foot shorter. And boy does he use this to his advantage.

Yup. I'm talking head arm rests, propping his chin up on her head, making all the jokes and calling her "shorty." It's kind of sort of my favorite thing.

Uraraka can't stop slapping Bakugo's ass in public.

The media CANNOT get enough of it lmao

There's ass slap counters on YouTube. Complications of her slapping his ass after interviews or successful missions.

People are quick to point out how red Bakugo gets because of this.

He does not appreciate this.

"I have a reputation, Ochako."

"Yeah, reputation as Japan's thickest hero."

He has not yet recovered from this. Come back later.

Bakugo uses his chopsticks as little drumsticks when he eats.

No one dares say anything because it's too cute.

Kacchako's kid is Feral As Fuck™️ and every member of class 1-A would die for them

One time Aizawa walked in on them making out and just stared at them like

Ugh. Gross.

And then left.

They could not look him in the eye for the next week.

Bakugo runs an Uravity stan account even when they're married.

She has no idea and he has no intention of telling her.

Little does she know she has an alt account on Instagram where she makes Dynamight edits.

Bakugo constantly gets mad at Uraraka for eating so much Mochi, but in reality it's also one of his favorite foods. He just doesn't eat it that much because he's trying to get her to take care of herself dammmit!

The first time Bakugo calls Uraraka 'Angel Face' is an accident.

In front of everyone.

She did something or say something and he was just like  "blah blah blah blah AnGeL fAcE"

,,,,Class.exe has stopped working,,,,

Kaminari and Kirishima did not let him live that down.

"Why Angel Face? Huh, Bakubro? Don't be shy, why that specific name?"

"It's nothing! Shut up!"

It, in fact, was not nothing.

In second year when Uraraka starts catching feelings she thinks that it's a universal trait to think that bakugo is cute

She truly believes that everyone swoons around him.

Like they're talking about cute guys at a sleepover and she's like

"And bakugo of course."

And the girls are like

??? What?? No?? He sucks??

And then Uraraka is like

Wait. Waiiiit.

And then the girls dog her about thinking he's cute.

Hey.

You.

Yeah, you.

Come here.

I have a secret.

✨ bakugo was in a school musical in elementary school and his mom has it all on video ✨

✨ he played the lead and had a huge voice crack at the end ✨

✨ you're welcome ✨

When she first met him Uraraka found Bakugo incredibly annoying.

Bakugo is really, really bad at basketball.

Uraraka is really, really good at volleyball.

Bakugo's pro hero crush is either Ms. Joke or Miruko good bye

Uraraka's is either Fat Gum or Hawks.

You guys can choose that.

Uraraka is allergic nuts.

Bakugo is also allergic to nuts but to prove that he's stronger than her he eats them anyways because fuck you and goes into anaphylaxis shock.

She stabs him with an epi pen through tears of laughter because why is her boyfriend such a dumbass????

Uraraka has a habit of bringing stray dogs home.

Bakugo has a habit of not being able to tell her no.

They have lots of dogs.

Bakugo has this horrible habit of just- blatantly complimenting his wife's ass in interviews??

What can I say. They're both ass man's.

Uraraka wins the third year sports festival and I live by that.

I love the idea of them falling in love on an undercover mission except like, they're not fake dating

It's fake brother and sister.

Think about how fucking hilarious that would be.

They keep having little romantic moments while undercover cause The Tension Is Real and the people around them are like

"Bitch??? Wtf???? That's your brother/sister????"

I just think that would be so goddamn funny

Maybe I'll write it some day

That's all I have for now. Kinda short, I know, but that's whatever. Hope you liked it.