Tony Stark one shots

Random stories I

1. Loki's minions will help him take over the world.

The swimming pool on top of the Avengers tower was filled with ducks. Ducks everywhere.

"I'm not keen on ducks really," Bruce said as three chased him for the bread in his hand.

"I find them quite amusing," Loki chuckled in reply before throwing more bread into the duck-infested pool.

Bruce shook the crumbs off his clothes as he walked back to the elevator, "They're evil. Now hurry up, it's starting to rain."

He turned back to see the god standing tall in a sea of ducks. "JOIN MY ARMY EVIL MINIONS AND TOGETHER WE SHALL RULE THE NINE REALMS!"

Bruce just stepped into the elevator and left Loki to plot world domination with his 'minions'.

2. Steve's wardrobe eats people.

Steve sat on his bed reading the newspaper and making the most of the tower being silent for once.

A large crash came from inside his wardrobe which got his attention. It sounded like there was someone trying to escape. There was more crashing sounds and then suddenly the door swung open as Tony ran out before slamming it shut again.

"Your wardrobe ate me," he said breathlessly before leaving Steve to read in peace again.

3. Tony thinks he's a squid.

"Tony, get out of the pool already!"

"But I'm a squiiiiiiiiid. Duh!"

"You're not a squid. Now get out of the pool, it's freezing in there."

"I'm doing squid things, Bruce."

"Like what?"

"Being a squid."

"You do this every week!"

"Don't leave me! I'm cold... Cold squiiiiiiiiid."

4. Fury is scarier without the eyepatch.

Clint was sitting on the floor of his room organising his socks when Tony burst in through the locked door and dived under the archer's bed. Miffed that his socks were now messed up, Clint poked the terrified man with a stray arrow.

"What's the matter? Did you see a ghost?"

Tony shuffled under the bed so that he was facing the other man, "Even worse. Trust me. A lot worse."

"Did you see Thor in the shower?"

"What?! No!" Tony protested before sliding on his belly across the floor to get nearer to Clint.

"Fury. Eyepatch. No eyepatch!" He gasped before passing out where he lay on the floor.

Clint wondered how that could scare the man of iron so much as he went back to sorting out his socks again. Perhaps he'd find out someday.