Tony Stark one shots

Random stories III

8. Tony is banned from Bruce's lab.

The door to Bruce's lab (even though it was technically Tony's) opened to reveal a very hyper billionaire. He sighed as Tony skipped over to a computer and started to poke at little objects around it until they exploded.

"I'm booooored!" Tony whined as he span around on a random office chair. "Bruuuuce, do something!"

"Why me?!" The other scientist growled as he carefully poured a blue liquid into a yellow one. "Can't you see I'm busy? Bother somebody else."

"Thor's in Asgard, Nat and Steve are at the Helicarrier, Clint's playing video games and Loki's feeling ill. Pleeeease do something! I'm bored and it's boring being bored so I don't want to be bored to prevent this boredom!"

Bruce sighed, ignoring the whingeing man of iron for a couple of minutes as he continued with his experiment. He put the highly explosive liquid into a little beaker and looked over to check on Tony, who was now no longer in the office chair.

A large crash came from behind the scientist, which nearly made him knock his experiment over, and he span round at Lightspeed to see the billionaire standing proudly behind him with a traffic cone on his head and one on each hand. "Do ya like my new armour?" Tony asked while strutting around the table Bruce was at. The sight of it was worthy of a facepalm from Bruce - Tony looked like an absolute freaking idiot, well, even more of an idiot than usual.

"Those traffic cones were part of an experiment, Stark." He groaned, looking up just in time to see a cone shoot across and crash into his experiment. His very important experiment that took ages. Tony gave him a sheepish smile as they both stared in shock at the green liquid slowly burning into the desk in front of them.

"Tony." Bruce said too calm, "GET OUT BEFORE I GO HULK ON YOU AND YOUR BLOODY TRAFFIC CONES!"

Shaking with rage he glared at Tony, who was cuddling the remaining two traffic cones, as the billionaire dashed out of the lab and locked the door behind him.

Later on that day Bruce found a note on the door to his room, 'I am not sorry. You deserved it for being so boring. I will not apologise ever and I am hiding until you calm down fully, I'm too pretty to die. I'm keeping the traffic cones though, they've given me an idea. Tony.' There was a little pink sticky note under it with different, more feminine, handwriting on, 'He's hiding in Clint's room if you wanted to kick his ass. Loki.'

9. Thor has an obsession with... himself.

'Have you ever seen in Thor's room before? He left the door open the other day and, being naturally curious as it's always locked, I peeked in to see if he's hiding anything. Anyway, enough of the story, the walls are coated in posters of himself. Honestly, there is not one little space of the original wall colour remaining and it's scary to see about a hundred Thor's staring at you. How does he get to sleep at night? He even has an Avengers duvet - very sad if you ask me... And, the bit that made me laugh the most: He has a little black bear that he's made a golden horned helmet for and a name tag that says it's called Loki! It's so creepy it's slightly cute.. Do you think Loki knows about it? I'm not telling him. - Clint'

Tony looked up from the letter with an evil grin. He was going to find a way into Thor's room to see for himself and then tell Loki about the bear Thor more-than-likely cuddles at night.

10. Loki's hobbies include pole dancing.

The constant loud music was really starting to irritate Thor so he left his room to find who's to blame. It had been a long day and all he was nearly asleep when loud bass music came blaring out from a nearby room down the corridor. The god had tried to ignore it, hoping that somebody would turn it off, but after an hour he had given up with being calm.

It was strange that the music seemed to be coming from his brother's room and Thor paused at the door before slowly opening it. He was trying to not make a sound which was useless as the music drowned out any sound of his entry. The thunder-god gasped as he saw a pole in the middle of the room and a man in just a golden horned helmet and lilac pyjama bottoms dancing round it.

The pole dancing man noticed Thor in the door way, pausing as both their faces turned redder by the second. The music stopped just then - very bad timing - which made the situation seem even more awkward as he climbed down the pole quickly.

"Brother. I did not know you erm.." Thor said after the longest awkward silence he'd ever experienced.

"I thought I was home alone..." Loki replied with a sheepish grin while shuffling around next to the pole.

The thunder-god backed away into the corridor, "Just make sure that you keep the music down next time." He shut the door and walked in silence back to his room - Loki was obviously too embarrassed to continue with the music.

Thor locked his door behind him before bursting into uncontrollable laughter. At least the trickster had something to do other than plot world domination