Tony Stark one shots

Short but hung....

There was one thing that most people didn't know about Tony Stark. He was short. Like really short. It was something that he always felt a bit self conscious about so h always wore shoes that had lifts on them.

The other thing was he was never really out of them so no one would really notice but of course Clint being the prankster he was had to take everyone's shoes which forced Tony to leave his room towards the kitchen without his shoes. Sometimes Tony really hated the way the archer pranked the team. It was even more annoying when he was around in the vents spying on all of them. Creepy.

At first nobody really noticed so Tony figured if he played it safe then no one find out. The team was spread out through the tower and Tony snuck his way past them and into the kitchen. He had only exited his room to get a cup of coffee and a cup he meant the whole damn coffee machine.

He grabbed the machine and he was pretty sure he was in the clear until he heard the deep goddess's voice break the silence. "You're short." Tony turned around to see Hela his girlfriend smirking at him as he unplugged the coffee machine from the wall.

Thor and Loki has returned to Earth with their sister Hela and something between the genius and the Goddess of Death clicked. He found her enjoyable to be around and she found him extremely adorable. Hell continued to smirk as Tony narrowed his eyes at her. Well of course Hela would find almost anyone short compared to her.

For fuck's sake she was seven feet tall could you believe that? But anyone was 'short' when you were that tall. "No I'm not." Tony said simply as she shook her head and let out a small laugh.

"Tony darling you are. Look at this." She stayed as she made her way over to the genius her footsteps being quick and efficient and the two were soon next. To one another. You would have to be blind in order to see how short Tony was compared to her but soon the two hurt snickering and the two turned to see Clint trying to hold in his laughter.

"Looking for these Tony?" Clint asked laughing while holding his shoes. Tony narrowed his eyes at the archer as he held his nose and let out a sigh. "Oh my god. Look at this. Dude you're like a little bit below my shoulder!" Clint gasped out as he went to Tony's side and compared the two of them.

Tony set the coffee machine back on the counter and folded his arms as he glared at Clint. "Haha. Can I have them back now?" Tony said trying to snatch the shoes back as Clint backed away.

"No way! This is how you really are! You gotta own up to it!" Clint said as Tony pouted and Hela simply chuckled and placed her hand on his shoulder. "Don't worry Tony. If anything this just makes me adore you even more. You're like my adorable short boyfriend." She said as Tony gave a little smile towards that.

"Besides for the size you lack in height, you definitely make up for downstairs~" She purred out as Tony and her stared at one another and smirked at each other. Clint gagged in the background as Tony spoke once more. "Short but hung?" He suggested as she nodded. "Short but hung Tony. Short but hung."