Tony Stark one shots

Random stories IIII

11. Movie nights are epic with the Avengers.

Clint, Tony, Loki and Thor were lounging on bean bags and sofas in front of the huge TV in Tony's room. It had started off with just the billionaire hiding from Bruce with Clint, now the two gods had joined them because it seemed fun. All they did was creep from room to room to gather snacks and movies, giggling like maniacs while they did.

After going through all their favourite movies they had "nothing left to watch" even though Tony owned every movie in the world. (Believe me, he even owns movies that haven't even be released in cinemas - lucky git.) Thor had looked through the massive collection of films - that take up an entire room - and chose one that had caught his eye immediately. The Avengers. It would be easy for him to understand considering he was there. Clint had nearly killed something after trying to explain to the thunder-god what a Transformer is; Loki doesn't seem to understand either but stays silent, trying to stop Tony from stealing his popcorn.

The DVD had played for a few minutes now; the Tesseract had been introduced, S.H.I.E.L.D. agents were panicking and Fury was talking to Clint.

"THAT'S ME!", the archer had yelled to nobody in particular the moment that he was shown on-screen, "Oooh I look fit! Hey Tony, I'm in a movie!"

"Yes, well done. Just remember that I'm in th-"

The man of iron was cut off by Loki nearly shoving him off of the sofa they were sharing, "Shush! It's my big arrival."

A large blast emitted from the Tesseract as the room fell silent in anticipation. "They should really rename this 'How Loki failed at taking over Earth because the handsome Tony Stark stopped him'!" Tony announced proudly before the trickster glared at him for ruining the seriousness of his entry.

Thor gasped as multiple extras were killed by the skilfulness of Loki, "Brother.. Wow."

You have heart.

"Hey don't brainwash me you bastard!" Clint yelled while jumping up from his beanbag to punch Loki. A large hand grabbed the back of the archer's shirt and pulled him back to the floor.

"Leave my brother alone. He's going to get defeated anyway."

"Oi! Don't ruin the plot, mate!"

Tony threw popcorn at the thunder-god which was caught perfectly by Loki. "Haha thank you very much!"

The next few minutes was spent fighting over pizza (Thor's favourite - extra hot meat feast) and, once it was all gone, they looked up to see Natasha talking to Bruce.

"Oh so that's how he was persuaded.."

"Haven't you actually seen this before, Stark?"

"I have but I just fast forwarded it to the bits I'm in, Barton."

Stop lying to me!

Tony yelped in fear and hid behind a cushion, scared that the Bruce on the screen was actually in the room with them.

"I was cuddling that! And you can't hide from Bruce forever..", Loki sighed as the scared genius peeked over the fluffy pink cushion.

Tony only peeked over the cushion when the scene changed to him flying up from underwater. "I look pretty damn cool," he announced and Clint just rolled his eyes.

The four Avengers were silent for a while after that; not one person was able to make a witty comment while they were focused on how Steve was recruited. "Wow Coulson was really obsessed with Captain America.." Loki commented which earned him an evil glare off everyone but Tony - he was far too interested in the movie.