Lamps
Raven: Welcome to therapy
Raven: This is a safe space
Raven: Meaning no insulting other people or making fun of their trauma
Murphy: But what if they REALLY deserve it
Octavia: Then we'll put it to a vote
Raven: Does anyone have anything they want to talk about
Clarke: I do
Clarke: I'd just like to say that seeing Bellamy shirtless today was traumatizing
Bellamy: Clarke you literally wrote the script
Clarke: How was I supposed to know we'd be filming that scene today?
Raven: Does anyone have anything REAL they want to discuss
Jasper: I'm still recovering from that time I got stuck in a lamp
Monty: How many times do I have to say this
Monty: There's a difference between being stuck in a lamp and getting a lampshade stuck on your head
Jasper: No there isn't
Jasper: The lampshade is part of the lamp
Harper: Think of it this way, Jas
Harper: If you get stuck inside a lamp, you're just inside a lamp
Harper: If you get a lampshade stuck on your head, you become the lamp
Monty: HARPER
Monty: NO
Monty: JASPER
Monty: STOP
Jasper: I MUST BECOME A LAMP
Monty: I hate you
Jasper: Om fonr giys
Monty: We'll be right back
Harper: Whoops
Harper: Totally didn't do that on purpose
Lexa: Hey guys
Octavia: Omg hi Lexa
Lexa: Sorry I had a lot to do yesterday
Murphy: Feel free to add me to your to do list ;)
Lexa: Or I could add you to my calendar
Murphy: So I'm one of your dates? ;)))))
Lexa: So I can throw you out at the end of the year
Bellamy: BURNED
Clarke: :O
Octavia: We stan Lexa
Lincoln: Wait you throw your calendars out at the end of the year?
Lexa: Yeah why
Lincoln: But what about the puppy pictures?
Harper: YOU GET PUPPY CALENDARS TOO????
Lincoln: YEAH
Lincoln: I cut out my fav ones and put them on my wall
Octavia: Omg now I wanna see your bedroom
Octavia: That came out wrong
Clarke: Bellamy I have a joke for you
Bellamy: For me??
Octavia: Awe it's like a present
Clarke: Why did the chicken cross the road
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