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Raven: I've decided to instate a new weekly event
Octavia: Good morning to you too
Raven: From here-on out
Raven: Every Monday will be known as Category Day
Lincoln: Sounds like an incredibly boring event
Raven: I don't care
Raven: Last week we were sorted into our Hogwarts houses
Raven: This week, each of us will take another test
Bellamy: Don't we do enough of those at school
Clarke: Yeah and you've failed the last three
Bellamy: god I am so glad I am legally allowed to tell you to stfu
Clarke: The law won't stop me from shaving your head in the middle of the night
Bellamy: maybe not
Bellamy: but the locks on my door will
Monty: actually i think the law definitely prohibits you from that!!
Jasper: Here Clarke you can borrow the middle finger emoji
Jasper: 🖕
Clarke: ...thanks Jasper
Jasper: just make sure you give it back because I'm planning on sending it to Monty later
Monty: what did I do????
Jasper: 🖕
Jasper: oh look I've got two now!!!
Raven: Okay I'm sending the link
Raven: Everyone find out your godly parent
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Lincoln: I got Hephaestus what does that mean
Bellamy: sounds like a disease
Lincoln: hey that's my father you're talking about!!!!!!!
Raven: I got Athena
Clarke: I'm shocked
Clarke: actually no i'm not so did I
Bellamy: I don't need to take the test I'm obviously a child of Aphrodite
Clarke: yeah one of the ones they don't talk about at family gatherings
Jasper: I got herpes
Murphy: you should get that checked out man
Harper: Jas hun
Harper: Do you mean Hermes?
Jasper: Potato potahto
Harper: it's really not
Murphy: I got ares
Monty: That checks out
Monty: I got Demeter
Octavia: i'm just saying I took that quiz very very seriously
Octavia: and it said I'm a daughter of Artemis
Octavia: but she doesn't have children does she?
Raven: Damn Lincoln your girlfriend is giving up men and going to live in the forest
Raven: Actually I'm pretty sure it's more noble than that sorry Artemis
Harper: I got apollo so I'm pretty sure I win
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The 100 Groupchat
FanfictionInspired by the many other group chats - drama, relationships and (hopefully) lots of laughs!! --- {monty: embrace your inner softie bellamy: i'm good thanks bellamy: the only thing soft about me is my hair raven: and ur lips raven: what} --- starte...
