The 100 Groupchat

{twenty two}

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Bellamy: why are all nursery rhymes about people dying

Clarke: hello to you too 

Bellamy: london bridge is falling down and probably killing everyone on it

Bellamy: ring around the rosie? more like ring around the BUBONIC FUCKING PLAGUE 

Harper: Oh!

Bellamy: it's raining and pouring and the old man is dead

Octavia: babysitting is going well then?

Bellamy: it's not babysitting

Bellamy: it's JASPER

Jasper: goo goo ga ga

Bellamy Blake removed Jasper Jordan from the group

Monty: you know you don't need to be singing him songs right

Harper: we just didn't want to leave him alone while we're so far out of town

Raven: for your dateeeeeeeeee

Monty: yes raven

Monty: harper and I are dating

Harper: like we have been for like months

Raven: sorry i'm just excited 

Bellamy: since you're not getting any action you mean

Raven: oh fuck you bellamy

Bellamy: nah i've got a girl

Raven: SEE HOW DOES BELLAMY HAVE A GIRL

Raven: I WANT A GIRL.

Murphy: ayo???

Raven: you know what I mean

Clarke: you have me

Octavia: and me

Harper: and me!

Monty: no harper you are mine thank you very much

Harper: oh my

Harper: we'll be back in a bit!

Clarke: humpty dumpty committed suicide

Octavia: what the fuck

Raven: jack fell down a hill and like broke his head or something

Lincoln: rock-a-bye baby fell out of a tree

Bellamy: LIKE WHAT

loml

Lincoln: i think we should go away

Octavia: oh?

Lincoln: have some time for us you know

Lincoln: i like spending time with you octavia

Octavia: i would hope so

Lincoln: so let's pick a weekend

Lincoln: pull a clarke and lexa and disappear

Octavia: without the breaking up part i hope

Lincoln: of course

Octavia: and you don't think my brother would kill you?

Lincoln: if he did it would be worth it

Octavia: we could leave after we finish cooking for murphy's date

Lincoln: perfect

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Clarke Griffin added Jasper Jordan to the group