The 100 Groupchat

{twenty three}

Lamps

Raven: bellamy hows the food coming

Bellamy: you are LITERALLY in the other room

Raven: i know and it smells delicious

Lincoln: no

Lincoln: no eating until all other chores have been completed

Raven: IT'S NOT EVEN MY HOUSE

Octavia: you're right it's mine

Octavia: if you're all going to be mooching off my brother's cooking you're going to help me clean up

Clarke: i've noticed murphy's not doing any of the helping

Harper: murphy is spiralling

Jasper: weeeooooooowwweeeoooooo

Jasper: that's the sound a spiral makes

Monty: thanks jas

Murphy: i am not spiralling

Harper: you've been watching the same edit of aaron taylor johnson for the past twenty minutes

Murphy: IF I WAS A MODEL I WOULDN'T BE SO WORRIED OK.

Bellamy: aaron taylor johnson??

Bellamy: out of everyone on the internet you pick him?

Murphy: STOP TEXTING AND COOK MAN

Murphy: okay maybe I'm spiralling

Raven: murphy this is GOOD

Raven: it means you really care about emori

Clarke: out of all the things i predicted happening this year

Clarke: murphy having feelings was not one of them

Murphy: :((((((((((

Jasper: you have a lot of chins

Monty: someone is keeping jas out of the kitchen right

Bellamy: yes we've set up a barricade

Jasper: i can climb

Clarke: i'm the barricade

Jasper: fine

Jasper: I can fight

Octavia: clarke?

Octavia: i think she would pummel you

Jasper: I think we can work out a deal

Clarke: What sort of deal?

Bellamy: clarke

Jasper: you want to see bellamy's downfall

Jasper: I want to see bellamy

Clarke: i'm listening

Jasper: what's to say you and i can't both get what we want

Bellamy: jasper if you come in here i will never speak to you again

Jasper: NO

Jasper: BELLAMY

Jasper: DON'T SAY THAT

Bellamy: and i'll take all your lamps

Bellamy: and donate them

Jasper: WHAT

Jasper: HOW COULD YOU

Jasper Jordan left the group

Monty: well now he's crying

Monty: and guess who has to deal with it