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chapter 3: minecraft

oH nO tHeY hAd sEgGsS oN tHa cRaFtInG tAbLe aAaAaaAaAAA 

Disclaimer: this has nothing to do with the chapter but this has been in my head all day so yeah.

TW: Swearing and small children

lmao here's the story

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Eret POV

(a bit of pre-chapter tea: GoodBi/Eret and his friend FoxBoy_ are both MCYTers and streamers. They are known for their building skills, their hilarious collabs with each other, and their cool accents. Also the fact that they're both faceless. They've been friends for about 2 years and are basically platonic soulmates at this point. They don't know each other irl, though... right?) 

"GOD DAMMIT!" Eret yelled into his mic as he slammed his hands down on his desk.

"How are you so good at this?!?" He asked, his British accent becoming thicker the louder he got.

Eret heard the other player and his internet best friend, FoxBoy_, laugh. 

"Talent, my friend, talent." The boy said with his Dutch accent, still cracking up. Eret thought his accent was cute. They often made YouTube videos saying words in the 2 different accents and hearing the difference. Of course they also made fun of each other's accents, too. The fans loved it. Fox always tried to do Eret's British accent, saying stuff like "Ayup! Good day lads! My names Fox, and I'm a Bri' ish boy!" Eret found it hilarious because Fox always failed horribly. 

They were on Eret's Minecraft world called Strawberry SMP (bc of the strawberry dress obv) making a YouTube video on practicing MLG water together. Eret, known online to FoxBoy_ as GoodBi, kept dying. 

(you guys can probably guess who FoxBoy_ is... Dutch accent... fox...)

Eret had an idea. 

"Hey Fox, how about you jump and I'll place water down for you?"

"Ooh pog idea! Hold on I'm going to tower."

As Fox built himself a tower to jump off of, Eret placed a water bucket in his 1st inventory slot and a lava bucket in his 2nd. 

"Ready?" 

"Yep." Fox replied. 

"3, 2, 1, jump!" Eret placed the water. 

"WhEEeEeeEe!" Fox said in a high-pitched voice, making Eret laugh.

At the last second, Eret quickly picked up the water and placed down lava instead. 

He heard Fox's scream as he burned to death. 

FoxBoy_ tried to swim in lava came up in the Minecraft chat.

"WHAT THE FUCK?!? I HAD DIAMOND TOOLS AND FULL IRON ARMOUR!" Fox screamed.

Eret was in tears laughing.

Fox respawned and punched Eret to death.

GoodBi was slain by FoxBoy_

"You are an absolute dickhead, Bi."

Eret wiped tears out of his eyes. "I know. It was too good of an opportunity to pass up though."

"Hold on one sec I'll be right back, my sister just came into my room."

FoxBoy_ POV

"Mommy said to be quiet." His little sister Diana said. At the age of barely six she had a slight lisp due to her front two teeth being lost a week before. Her blonde hair was pulled into a little pigtail on top of her head.