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chapter 9: back to school

God I'm so fucking scared to go bad to school bc 1: i have severe social anxiety 2: i rlly dislike a lot of ppl that go to school with me 3: all of the boys and some of the girls are 💕 homophobic af 💕 4: the male teachers all look like p3dophiles 5: ill have less time to write this cringey shit 6: ILL MISS STREAMS :,(

Mostly I'm just really nervous bc I'm insecure af, anxious af, gay af, and honestly an overall mess 

But I got into advanced math B) im mega big brain 

SorryfornotupdatingIwassuperunmotivatedandexperiencingwritersblockbutimbacknow

yeet or be yeeted yall

k here's the chapter 

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Eret POV

"Bye!" Fundy and Eret yelled in unison to Eret's mother as they left his house on their skateboards, heading to school. 

It had been about 3 days since Fundy had been beaten up. Eret's mother had called both of them in sick for school on every day after she saw how Eret refused to leave his side. Both of his parents had been out of town for work previously, but were now heading home because of Fundy's situation. 

Eret felt bad for him. There were still visible bruises on his skin and he walked with a slight limp. A pink bandaid covered a healing scratch on his left cheek, and many more covered his scabbed-over knuckles, courtesy of Diana. She had plastered him with bandaids and given him some of her stuffed animals, insisting it would "make him better". 

It had been fun to watch him sleep. In a non-creepy, definitely-not-gay type of way. He talked with a slight Dutch accent when he sleep-talked, which turned out to be quite often. He reminded Eret of someone, but he just couldn't remember who.

Fundy stopped on his skateboard in front of him suddenly and turned around to face him. Eret almost ran into him, lost in his thoughts.

"Hey, man, I just want to thank you for letting me crash with you."

Eret grinned. "Dude, it was nothing, honestly. Come back anytime, Diana can give you some more bandaids. I think pink suits you."

Fundy playfully punched his arm with a smirk. "Fuck you, dude. Also, thanks for the kiss. It was really nice."

Fundy jumped back on his skateboard and quickly skated away.

Eret stared after him in disbelief. How could he forgotten about the kiss? The memory came rushing back, as did the color on his cheeks.

"Hey, asshole, come back! We're not done talking! Fundy! FUNDY!" 

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Fundy POV

Fundy grinned as he skated away. He smiled to himself, remembering what had happened. Butterflies swarmed in his stomach. But Eret had only kissed him because he was hurt. Right?

As he got closer to school, a pit of dread on his stomach grew. Back to school. With the bullies. And the rude hallway supervisors. And the guy, who Fundy still didn't know the identity of, who had beaten him up. 

He hadn't talked to Eret a lot about who had beaten him up, even though Eret had been constantly questioning him about it. All he remembered of his attacker was the scent of sweat and the popular deodorant, rival to AXE, Big Man Gym Deodorant Body Spray (aka BMGDBS). He knew that almost all the boys at school and on the basketball team wore it, though, so it wasn't of much help. Oh well. At least it was somewhat of a place to start, weak as it was.

Eret caught up to him just then. "You dick! You can't just say something like that and then leave!"

Fundy smirked and walked close to him.

"Oh, can't I?" He said with a hint of sass. 

(JUST A HINT YOU WHOREKNEE MFS)

Fundy saw Eret gulp and his smirk widened. 

"Am I making you-" Fundy paused, then leaned in close, putting his lips by Eret's ear, "-flustered?"

Eret went red and started coughing. Fundy pulled back and laughed.

"Chill dude, I'm joking!"

"Sure didn't seem like it." Eret said, giving him a dirty look.

"Awh, did I hurt your feelings?"

"Fuck you." Eret said. 

"You want to? Fine by me." Fundy said with a wide grin. 

"Bruh. Shut the fuck up. School's about to start." Eret tossed his skateboard in the tree and waited as Fundy did the same. Then the two walked into school, ready to face the hell called a school day.

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Word Count: 838

Kind of short sorry readers I'm writing this at 1:30 am

Anyone else not want to go back to school? :/

Any guesses as to who beat up Fungi?

Oh btw Fundy's parents have an au pair or whatever you call a long-term babysitter to take care of Diana so she's not home alone without Fundy dw

Questions of the Chapter:

1: Has anyone read the Hunger Games books?

2: What's your favorite pair of earrings you own?

3: What is the best pick-up line you know?

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that's all for now lovely people

peace out girl scouts

-S