chapter 10: english class

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Ok so um 

im back ig 

sorry for the long af break, school started again and ive been kind of busy 

anyone want to do my homework? :') i wish fundy from this story was real, i'd make him do it for me

but like... yeah

new chapter for yall, hope you enjoy 

-ace 

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Eret POV

It was the last period of the day. Nasty ass English class. Seriously though, why did he need to learn about this? He already knew the language, and proper grammar (not really), so why did he have to learn about the crusty old Greek versions of Einstein? His desk sucked: right in front of the room, so no cheating without being caught. The only good thing about the class was the teacher, Mr. Hawthorne. He was young, about 22 years old, and looked like a model. Dark hair, stormy grey eyes, defined cheekbones, structured jaw. Most of the girls had crushes on him. 

He spent most of English sleeping or staring at Mr. H's ass. He didn't mean to, but how else was he supposed to make it through that class? Right now his teacher was writing something on the board. Something Eret should probably be paying attention to. Nah. Sleep was more important. He slumped down in his desk and dozed off. 

Bang!

Eret jumped. He looked around, momentarily forgetting where he was. Then he remembered: English class at school. The classroom was empty, which meant school had ended, and Fundy was waiting for him outside. He was aware someone was in front of him, and when he looked, his stomach dropped. 

Mr. Hawthorne was standing in front of Eret's desk, book in hand. 

"Eret, Eret, Eret... what are we going to do with you." His teacher began. "What were you dreaming about?" 

Eret shrugged sheepishly. 

Mr. H walked to his desk and leaned back against it, crossing his arms over his chest.

"This is the 3rd time this week I've caught you sleeping in my class." His teacher picked up a pencil and twirled it through his fingers. Then he set it down and looked at Eret. "Am I really that boring?" 

Eret shook his head and packed up his belongings. As he got up, Mr. H stopped him. "Where do you think you're going, mister? We're not done here." 

Eret slumped back down in his desk. Mr. H came over to him. 

"You will need to make up the class time you've missed through after school detention." Eret groaned. His teacher smirked. 

"But you could... make it up to me a different way..." His teacher said, a glint in his eyes. Eret was uncomfortable. What was his teacher suggesting? 

"I could have someone tutor you, if you're comfortable with that." 

Eret let out a breath. He had been thinking the next sentence would be way different. He nodded. 

"So who's going to tutor me?" 

"One of my best students, Fundy." 

Eret laughed. "Fundy?" 

Mr. H looked surprised. "Yes, do you know him?" 

Eret nodded. 

"Great. I'll email you the rest of the details. You may go now, Eret, have a good day." 

"You too." Eret said over his shoulder and walked out of class. ________________________________________________

Eret POV

Eret walked to his locker. Fundy was waiting for him, leaning against a the wall on his phone. He looked up when Eret came closer, putting his phone away. 

"What took you so long?" 

Eret smiled. "Aww, did you miss me?"

"You wish, dumbass."

Eret laughed. "Hawthorne wants you to tutor me." 

Fundy looked surprised. "Why?"

"Because I use English class as naptime." 

Fundy sighed and shook his head in mock disappointment. "Of course you do." 

"Oh my god dude, you sound like my mom." Eret laughed while Fundy scowled at him.

Eret grabbed his stuff out of his locker with a grin on his face. 

"Let's go Fungi." 

Fundy rolled his eyes at him and dragged him to the school exit. Fundy started to walk out but Eret pulled him back and went to open the door for him. 

"After you, princess." Eret said with a teasing smirk. 

Fundy flicked him off as he walked out.

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Eret POV

"So, you coming to the basketball game tomorrow night?" Eret asked him as they walked out of school. 

"I don't know, man... not really my environment. Too many people." Fundy replied, fiddling with his rings as grabbed his skateboard. 

"Pleaseee?" Eret turned to Fundy, giving him puppy dog eyes.

Fundy was silent for a minute as he thought.

"Ugh... fine. I'll go-" Eret did a fist pump. "-but only if you promise to stop sleeping in English so much." Fundy said, finishing the sentence in a teasing tone. 

Eret smiled. "No promises."

They began skating. Fundy, lost in his thoughts, and Eret, watching him. 

"What are you thinking about?" 

"How hot you are."

Eret had a coughing fit that turned his face red. 

"W-what?"

Next to him, Fundy wheezed. He had tears in his eyes from laughing so much. 

"Oh my god, you are such a bottom." 

"Fuck you, dude." Eret said as he blushed an even deeper red.

"Mmmm, you want to?" Fundy said in a suggestive tone. 

"Yeah bro, let's get it." Eret teased. "Aight what time?" Fundy asked, a smirk on his face. 

Eret rolled his eyes at him and started to skate towards his house as Fundy skated towards his.

"Bye Fungi!" He shouted. 

"Bye Ert!"

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this was kind of just a filler chapter because I haven't updated for so long so that's why it's so short lmao

Word Count: 1026

Not edited or anything so expect parts that make no sense and spelling mistakes

Questions of the Chapter:

1: What are everyone's thoughts on the new Lovejoy album?

2: Anyone have a favorite song from it?

I've seen so much fanart for the Pebble Brain album cover and it all looks so poggers 

would anyone be interested in a Karl x Sapnap fanfic? Maybe based in the time period of royalty/medieval/kings/queens? let me know if that sounds interesting or not

ight that's it for now 

i'll update as soon as i can 

-ace

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