SchlattBur Oneshots (DISCONTINUED)

Chuckle Sandwhich

Wilbur and Schlatt met up with Ted and Charlie so they could make a IRL Chuckle Sandwhich podcast, obviously pretending that Schlatt and Wilbur werent together.

They havent done the podcast yet, since they wanted to have a few days to hang out first.

It was currently around 3:00 in the afternoon.

"So, what should this podcast be about?" Ted asked.

"How about we do some shitty Wii game" Schlatt said, playing with Wilbur's round glasses. He wouldnt know, he was asleep on Schlatt's lap.

"But like what Wii game, it would have to be multiplayer if we were gonna play it." Charlie added.

"I was thinking we could do something with baking or cooking, it's been a while since we've done something like that."

"Wait I thought we were gonna do a podcast- not like an actual video-" Charlie questioned.

"Its a special type thing dumbass, why would we sit around talking when we 'met up', that would be boring as fuck." Schlatt retorted.

"Oh" was all Charlie said after that.

Ted fell backwards on the floor laughing, hugging the pillow he was holding.

"Shut up bitch, your gonna wake Wilbur up." Schlatt quipped.

(A/N: I have no idea what that last word means, I saw someone else use it in this context so I'm using it to sound smart :) )

At that, Ted only laughed harder. "I dont think your boyfriend is gonna wake up anytime soon- he looks pretty unfazed if you ask me-"

Wilbur was, in fact, unfazed by all the noise. He was used to people yelling while he was trying to sleep. Or he was just a heavy sleeper. Probably the latter.

"Shut up." Was all Schlatt said.

•~•

Charlie and Ted were deep in a conversation about milk while Schlatt was busy playing with Wilbur's fluffy curls.

While he was doing that Wilbur started waking up. He looked up at Schlatt and yawned.

"Hey Wil, how was your nap?"

"T'was good- M'still tired tho." His british accent strong and his words slurred in his tired state.

Schlatt continued playing with his hair while he just laid there smiling.

•~Timeskip to next day/morning~•

It was 9:53 AM; Ted and Charlie were up to something. They walked into the room Wilbur and Schlatt were staying in.

They looked at the bed and saw that Schlatt had his arms wrapped around Wilburs waist, their legs tangled up together, and Schlatt having his head in the back of Wilbur's neck. In short, Schlatt was spooning Wilbur.

They looked at the sight before looking at each other. They knew what to do.

Ted walked up to the bed and pulled the blankets off. Charlie then came over and started to jump on the bed.

Wilbur was the first to wake up since he was a bit of a lighter sleeper than Schlatt.

"What the fuc-" He was cut off by Ted just laughing ass off. Soon he noticed Schlatt waking up and looked like he was about to go apeshit.

"CHARLIE FUCKING SLIMECICLE GET OFF THE FUCKING BED-" He yelled and started chasing him around the house. Or more Charlie was running and Schlatt was doing his infamous New Yorker waddle but fast.

Wilbur giggled through his sleepy state and looked over at Ted who was sitting on the bed but still laughing.

"They're gonna be at that for a while- Schlatt hates getting woken up by that, I've learned that from experience." Wilbur chuckled.

Was to lazy to finish this one :) Also didnt know how to finish it- Anyways, yall should go watch the Chuckle Sandwhich podcast, (theres no Wilby innit sadly) But the podcasts are funny :)