SchlattBur Oneshots (DISCONTINUED)

Headcannons

Here are some of my headcannons for Wilbur and Schlatt while I work on the school chapter

Also, about the last chapter thing, I genuinely appreciate every single one of those comments even if i didn't respond to them. I won't go into all the details, but I'll just say I'm fine for right now. Thank you all for the concern

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Tw:// Mentions of sěłf h@ŕm, panic attacks, e@t⟟nğ d⟟sorděrs, depression

If i missed any please tell me!!
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•Wilbur tends to forget things easily, like bringing his inhaler wherever he went, so Schlatt either reminds him about it or brings it with him

•Schlatt loves cuddles, even though he may not seem like it to people other than Wilbur, like this man will pick Wilbur up from whatever he's doing and force him to give him cuddles. Wilbur finds it cute

•Wilbur often gets nightmares and panic attacks and things because of past events, so whenever that happens Schlatt will do anything to make sure he's OK

•Wilbur used to sěłf h@ŕm, and when Schlatt found out he swore to try his best and not make Wilbur relapse

•Schlatt just has days were he wakes up sick for some reason, and Wilbur always makes sure he cares for him and makes sure Schlatt feels better

•Wilbur has an e@t⟟nğ d⟟sorděr, and Schlatt trys his best to help him through it by giving him reassurances and making him small little snacks throughout the day, never getting offended or hurt whenever Wilbur just can't eat them. He never forces him to do anything either

•Schlatt struggles with Chrons disease, and Wilbur is always there to help when it gets bad

•Schlatt randomly headbutts Wilbur as a sign of affection

•Wilbur is just a human freezer, that man is just always cold which is why his wardrobe is mainly just sweaters

•Schlatt is big spoon most times, only sometimes is Wilbur big spoon

•Wilbur likes to sit down and play guitar for Jambo because one day he noticed Jambo sitting and watching him practice a song, paying attention the whole time

•Whenever anyone is on their phone near him, Wilbur will stop whatever he's doing to bite the corner of it. No questions asked.

•Wilbur has a very distorted sense of taste, he really only goes by the texture of things because he was just born like that

•Wilbur is selectively mute, so Schlatt learned sign language as soon as he found out (Isn't including the Mute chapter, thats just full angst)

•Wilbur has ASD and ADHD, so he stims verbally and physically at random times

•Wilbur just like- passes out at random times, it's like a medical condition, they went to the doctors and they didn't even know what's wrong, it's just become normal and Schlatts always prepared

•Schlatt hates thunderstorms, just absolutely hates them. When he was a child his older step brother locked him outside in a thunderstorm and it traumatized him

•The girl in all of Wilburs songs is actually Schlatt, but Wilbur decided to say girl because he doesn't want people suspecting things

•Wilbur has Insomnia, so before they go to bed Schlatt gives him some sleeping medicine to try and help

•Whenever Schlatt gets frustrated he yells at people, in most cases it's Wilbur because he's always trying to help the New Yorker, and he always realizes what he did and apologizes and feels bad because he knows Wilbur has trauma with yelling

•They steal eachothers clothes. A lot.

•Schlatt is a human heater, which is a reason why the human freezer and him go well together

•Sometimes Schlatt needs motivation to do things, because he loses it so easily, so Wilbur gives him little notes and things to give him motivation

•Schlatt gets nervous whenever Jambo eats something he's not supposed to or something like that because he loves his cat and doesn't want anything to happen to him

•Schlatts just gotten used to people calling Jambo, Soup, even Wilbur started doing it

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That's all I have for now, give me your headcannons >:]

Also before you ask I'm a sucker for Wilbur angst so thats why most of those are angsty Wilbur headcannons