Hazbin/Helluva Ink Edition: Book of Amore

No Boys Over (Lobo x Loona)

It was a clear evening in Imp City, as Blitz was getting ready to leave to take care of some left over business. Loona was staying home however, since it was the weekend.

Blitz: I'm going to be gone for most of the day, Loonie. It's gonna be leftover work, trying to find Moxxie and Millie's new place, and...sadly Stolas tonight. I have a strong feeling I'll be staying overnight.

Loona: Better hope not it won't be like last time. That ended up with you having to jump into his pool to escape his bitch of a wife.

Blitz: *sigh* Yeah, and I'd rather not have to go through that again. Well I'm off, if you need anything just call me. And remember, no boys while I'm gone!

Loona: Yeah yeah, no boys. Okay. See you later.

Blitz nodded at her and closed the door behind him. After a minute, Loona looked outside to see the imp pull out. She went to her bedroom, giving the door a light knock

Loona: Okay, he's gone. You can come out now.

After a few clanging and thrashing noises, Lobo exited her room from the closet, holding a brown paper bag and a bra hanging off his ear.

Lobo: Finally, thought he'd never leave. *plucks bra off ear* When your text said he was on his way out, I was hoping he would already be gone.

Loona: Sorry, he had to give me the 'dad talk', no boys and all. Kinda ironic that he said no boys coming over, but he didn't say anything about not having boys that are already here.

Lobo: *chuckles* I love loopholes.

Lobo grabbed her at the waist, treating her with a kiss. Loona smiled, but pulled away.

Loona: Woah, hehe. Easy there Lo, you just got here. Can we at least get through a movie without you trying to get into my pants?

Lobo: Aww, but where's the fun in that, babe? We've waited 3 months for this night. *kisses Loona's neck* It's just you, me, and a bottle of Hell's finest champagne.

Loona: Woah, is that Silver Bullet?! How the fuck did you get fancy shit?!

Lobo: When you're buddies with the Ink Demon, you get some pretty bitchin oppurtunities. Now, let's get this started. I can just hear the bed calling to us already.~

Lobo raked his claws on Loona's back, making her yelp then giggle as he playfully groped her rear.

Loona: Okay, lObo. Fun is fun, but stop it for now. Like it or not, you're gonna wait a little longer. You promised me you wouldn't get too touchy tonight.

Lobo: Sorry babe, I'm just a little overexcited.

Loona smiled as she kissed the male on the cheek.

Loona: Thanks Lobo, you're the only person I can really be myself around. I'm such a dork with this kind of thing.

Lobo: It's OK, I wasn't such a smooth operator when I started out with my wife when I was alive. But damn, you're sexy. More than that, you're beatiful. I must be the luckiest Sinner in Hell to be dating someone so beautiful.~

She giggled as Lobo kissed her neck, wrapping her closer to him as their lips met. Loona held his face in her hands, pulling him in for a passionate kiss. Lobo moaned softly, feeling her tongue enter his jaw, but were interrupted by a certain someone.

Blitz: Loonie, I'm back!

Both hellhounds froze, looking in the direction of the door.

Loona: Crap, why is he back so soon?!