Ren: So that's my plan.
Baxter: Are you alright with constructive criticism? I don't want to sound mean.
Ren: No, go ahead, I want to hear it.
Baxter: It fucking sucks.
Ren: That's not constructive criticism.
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Seviathan: Jail is no fun. I'll tell you that much.
Chuck: Oh, you've been?
Seviathan: Once. In Monopoly.
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Moxxie: This is a mistake
Millie: *enthusiastic* A mistake we're going to laugh about one day!
Moxxie: But not today
Millie: Oh, no. Today's going to be a mess
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Vox: You love me, right, Valentina?
Valentina: Normally, I'd say yes without hesitation, but I feel like this is going somewhere and I don't like it..................... Wait, aren't we dead?
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Villa: Violence isn't the answer.
Vortex: You're right.
Villa: *sighs in relief*
Vortex: Violence is the question.
Villa: What?
Vortex: *starts running* And the answer is yes.
Villa: *runs after him* NO-
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Lobo: Loona, stop! This isn't you, you've gone mad with power!
Loona: Well of course I have. Have you ever tried going mad without power? It's boring.
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Summer: I know you're deflecting by making jokes about how hot you are.
Dia: It's not a joke. *sniffles* I'm a legit snack.
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Stolas: Name a more iconic duo than my crippling fear of abandonment and my anxiety. I'll wait.
Crush: You and me!!!
Stolas: ....................................*tears up, sniffles* Okay.
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Niffty: I'm incredibly fast at math.
Pentious: Alright, what's 30x17?
Niffty: 47
Pentious: Tha-That's not even close.
Niffty: But it was fast, right?
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Sallie May: *Kicks the door down looking panicked*
Striker: What did you do?
Sallie May: Nobody died.
Striker: WHAT KIND OF ANSWER IS THAT?!
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Vaggie: WHY. why did you give Charlie a KNIFE?!
Bendy: I'm sorry. She said they felt unsafe.
Vaggie: Now I feel unsafe!
Bendy: I'm sorry.... Would you like a knife?
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Charlie: What time is it?
Bendy: I don't know; pass me that saxophone and we'll find out *plays sax loudly and extremely out of tune*
Vaggie: WHO THE FUCK IS PLAYING THE SAXOPHONE AT TWO IN THE MORNING
Bendy: It's 2 am
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Angel: I went through an entire character arc during quarantine. i became more evil if you're curious
Blitz: We're still in quarantine, don't worry, there's still time for a redemption arc!
Angel: I'm going to get worse on purpose.
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Lilith: So are we flirting right now?
Lucifer: I AM LITERALLY STABBING YOU!!!!!
Lilith: That doesn't answer my question.
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Mimzy: That's one of my biggest fears. If I ever woke up as a donut...
Alastor: You would eat yourself?
Mimzy: I wouldn't even question it.
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Sydney: You're the love of my life and my best friend, I would do anything for you.
Vivian: I want you to eat three meals a day, see a therapist, and have a decent sleep schedule.
Sydney: Absolutely not.
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Vivian: English is a difficult language. It can be understood through tough thorough thought, though.
Sydney: You need to stop.
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Bendy: That's it, we're gonna go out and find what we need!
Moxxie: To the city?
Bendy: Yeah, no matter what!
Vaggie: Well- How exactly do you propose we do that, exactly?
Bendy: I... I don't know!
Charlie: Oh come off it, be serious!
Bendy: I am serious!
Charlie: You're insane!
Millie: Why, if only we were all wiener dogs, our problems would be solved!
Everyone :.......................................
Bendy: What???
Milliie: Or maybe it was a basset hound!
Charlie: *panicked* YOU'RE ALL INSANE!
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Hazbin/Helluva Ink Edition: Book of Amore
RomanceJust a collection of one shots featuring the stories created couples. Requests are insisted upon and appreciated. Will update as more couples are made.
