Hazbin/Helluva Ink Edition: Book of Amore

Stupid Love (Charlie X Moxxie)

With everything that's happened since the Harvest Moon, it was understandable that Moxxie was under some stress. After all, his wife's leg was practically destroyed by a beartrap and now a 6000 year old hitman was after his boyfriend.

So, when Sunday came, he was happy to finally get a day off. He was at the bar table, playing poker with Husk, Bendy, and Millie while Charlie and Vaggie talked on the lobby couch about an upcoming interview on the News.

Charlie: This one's gonna be better, I can tell. We could actually get some more business for the Hotel. 

Bendy: That's great, baby. But, maybe this time we could make this one better than the one with Killjoy?

Charlie: Like how?

Bendy: Well, you could...

Vaggie: Sing a song about it?

Bendy: Are you a mind reader?

Vaggie: Heh, I wish. But Charles, maybe you should cut back the musical number.

Bendy: Why? That song was one of the main reasons I came here.

Vaggie: Yeah, and it's also why we never went anywhere at the beginning. Life's not a musical, Charlie.

Charlie: Well, I like Bendy's idea still. It's not like I have a thing in my head telling me, *dumbly* "Duh....hey, do something stupid."

Bendy laughed at his wife's remark, while Millie giggled and Vaggie just clutched her forehead. But, Moxxie thought he had something in his head. But as it turned out, he accidently said it vocally too.

Moxxie: I'm stupid, do me.

The imp's eyes widened in shock as he looked around the room,  spotting the shoced looks of the others in the room.

Moxxie: I-I said that out loud, didn't I?

Millie: Yeah...

Moxxie looked down, ashamed of himself as he got up and went to the elevator.

Moxxie: I'll....be in my room.

No one dared to follow after him, no one except for Charlie, that is.

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Moxxie was in his bedroom, banging his head against the head rest of his bed in frustration.

Moxxie: Stupid. Stupid! STUPID! Why did you open your fucking mouth?! WHY?!

Suddenly, there was a knock at the door, Charlie's voice calling from behind.

Charlie: Moxxie, it's me. Can I come in?

Moxxie just sighed and answered back, solemnly.

Moxxie: Yes.

Charlie opened the door and sat on the bed with Moxxie, taking a seat at the bed's foot. She noticed the imp's sad look and decided to try and comfort him.

Charlie: Are you okay? 

Moxxie: Oh, I'm fine. It's just that I said something completely inappropriate and embarrassing in front of you, that's all.

Charlie: Oh, don't be like that. We all do stupid shit every once in a while. I've done some dumb stuff myself.

Moxxie looked at his girlfriend and smiled sadly, appreciating the comfort. But, what caught his surprise was when Charlie hugged him tightly, having his chest be on par with her breasts.

Charlie: Feel better now, Mox?

Moxxie: Y-Yeah, thanks Charlie.

Moxxie snuggled into the Princess' neck, giving her neck a light kiss. Charlie giggled as she picked him up for their faces to meet.

Charlie: Aww, thanks Moxxie. But, maybe I should show you how to do it.

Without warning, Charlie pulled him to a deep kiss, causing the imp's face to turn magenta. as she released him, Moxxie stood there, stuttering and stand there with a fuming blush. Charlie giggled at Moxxie's reaction, kissing his nose.

Charlie: I love you.

Moxxie: i......I-I-I-I...I lo...

He didn't get to finish however, as Moxxie fainted and fell to the floor with a dumb loving smile on his face. Charlie stared at the imp, then laughed as she called to the others.

Charlie: Bendy, Vaggie, Millie?!

Millie: Yeah, hon?!

Charlie: I think I broke our boyfriend!

THE END