Angel: So Vags, are you the big spoon or the little spoon?
Vaggie: I'm a knife!
Bendy: *squishes Vaggie's cheeks* She's the little spoon and she loves it~.
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Charlie: Psst, Vaggie?
Vaggie: ... Hrrm?
Charlie: I want cuddles.
Vaggie: ...Hon, it's three in the morning.
Charlie: I said cuddles, not excuses.
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Vaggie: You bashed Angel on the head with a nail bat?!
Millie: In my defense, I was left unsupervised.
Charlie: Wasn't Bendy with you?
Bendy: In my defense, I was also left unsupervised.
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Millie: How's the sexiest woman in Hell~?
Charlie: I don't know, how is she~?
Millie: *bushing* Uh, I-
Loona, from across the room: I'm doing great, thanks!
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Moxxie: My life is in the hands of a maniac!
Bendy, motioning to himself and Blitz: No no no no no, TWO maniacs!
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Bendy: *getting text messages* Charlie, what do IDK, LY, and TTYL mean?
Charlie: I don't know, love you, talk to you later.
Bendy: Ok, I love you too, I'll just ask Vaggie.
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Moxxie: I love you guys, you're the best thing that's happened to me.
Millie: We're the best thing that's ever happened to you?
Moxxie: Yes!
Bendy: I'm starting to feel a little sorry for you.
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Bendy: Vivian asked me where babies come from.
Moxxie: What do we do about teling her about the birds and the bees?
Millie: Just say they're disappearing at an alarming rate.
Bendy: Hmm..... Not a bad idea, Mil-Mil.
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Millie: Hey, Bendy?
Bendy: Yeah?
Millie: If you're immortal, can you breathe inside a washing machine while it's on?
Bendy: ..............Where's Moxxie?
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Bendy: Why are your tongues purple?
Vaggie: We had Icees. I had a blue one.
Charlie: I had a red one.
Bendy: ... Oh!
Niffty: ... You drank each other's Icees?
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Bendy: Anyone d-
Charlie: Depressed?
Vaggie: Drained?
Millie: Dumb?
Moxxie: Disliked?
Bendy: -done with their work... What is wrong with you people?
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Bendy: We're here to save you, Sweetie!
Charlie: You really put aside everything and came all this way for me? How did you even get here so fast?
Bendy: Several traffic violations.
Vaggie: Three counts of resisting arrest.
Moxxie: Roughly thirteen cans of energy drinks.
Millie: Also, that's not our car.
Charlie: Oh lord, what the hell did you do?
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Moxxie: Um, Bendy, why are you pretending I'm this guy's family?
Bendy: We need money!
Moxxie: You're scamming him?
Bendy: I was thinking more like flat-out stealing from him?
Moxxie: What?! No way!
Bendy: Why not? We already stole Millie!
Millie: Hey, honey!
Moxxie: No, we didn't. Millie is our wife, she can think and talk for herself, she can do whatever she wants!
Millie: I wanna steal!
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Lobo: Why are Bendy and Charlie sitting with their backs to each other?
Vaggie: They had a fight.
Lobo: Then why are they holding hands?
Vaggie: Charlie gets sad when they fight.
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Bendy: *looking through the closet* Has anyone seen my favorite top?
Charlie: Vaggie's in the kitchen, why?
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Bendy: Sorry I'm late guys, I was doing stuff and lost track of time.
Charlie: I'm "stuff."
Vaggie: And I'm "lost track of time."
Blitz: *laughs* You see, it's funny because they're elding to sex!
Vortex: Yeah, we kind of already figured that out.
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Hazbin/Helluva Ink Edition: Book of Amore
RomanceJust a collection of one shots featuring the stories created couples. Requests are insisted upon and appreciated. Will update as more couples are made.
