Seviathan: *Stubs toe* FUCK!
Chuck: Mind your language!
Seviatahn: What else am I supposed to say, "Woe is I"???
Chuck: -_-...........
Seviathan: You have to accept that swear words are necessary sometimes.
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Fizzarolli: You're 'the second worst thing to ever happen to those orphans', what does that mean?
Wackford: It means I was, I say, was the second worst thing to happen to those orphans.
Fizzarolli: But what's the first worst thing?
Wackford: Fizzarolli, they...they weren't always orphans.
Fizzarolli: ................................................
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Killjoy: Hey, it's your turn to wash dishes.
Robo Fizz: I'LL WASH THE WALLS RED WITH YOUR BLOOD.
Killjoy: 'Kay, but before that, wash the dishes, also use soap this time?
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Crush: What are your goals?
Stolas: To pet all the puppies.
Crush: No, fitness goals.
Stolas: To be able to run fast enough to pet all the puppies.
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Cop: You're receiving a ticket for having three people on one motorcycle.
Apple: Shit.
Coco: Wait, three?
Cop: Yeah?
Kiki: OH MY GOD, JOSH FELL OFF!!!
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Ace: Come on, I wasn't that drunk last night.
Kat: You were flirting with Milky.
Ace: So what? She's my girlfriend.
Kat: You asked them if they were single.
Ace: So?
Kat: And then you cried when they said they weren't.
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Lobo: *negotiates with Loona* We have Crymini. Give us ten thousand dollars and she will be returned to you unharmed-
Crymini: Whoa, whoa, wait, you think I'm only worth ten thousand dollars?
Lobo:..........
Crymini: MAKE IT ONE MILLION!!!1
Lobo: CRYMINI, STOP!
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Bendy: What if the person who named Walkie Talkies named everything?
Charlie: Pregnancy tests are Maybe Babies.
Millie: Socks are Feetie Heaties.
Moxxie: Forks are Stabby Grabbies.
Charlie: Defibrillators are Heartie Starties.
Millie: Nightmares are Dreamy Screamies.
Moxxie: Stamps are Lickie Stickies.
Vaggie: *annoyed* You are disappointments.
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Jersey: Hey, you want some leftovers?
Helsa: What's that?
Jersey: You've never had leftovers???
Helsa: No, because I'm not a quitter.
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Matilda: Okay, truth or dare?
Husk: Truth
Matilda: How many hours have you slept this week?
Husk: ...Dare
Matilda: Go to bed.
Husk: I don't like this game......
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Hazbin/Helluva Ink Edition: Book of Amore
عاطفيةJust a collection of one shots featuring the stories created couples. Requests are insisted upon and appreciated. Will update as more couples are made.
