Bendy begins by sitting in a chair, adjusting a webcam as he faces it.
Bendy: Okay, uh... Hello everyone. I found out that we could get some more Hotel recognition via the internet and social media, so I thought I'd do something for you guys. Since I wanna be one of the cool kids and apparently this is a chapter in a book about shipping, I'm gonna play "Smash Or Pass" with a bunch of characters we've met in both HH and HB Ink Edition. Like all others would say, this is mostly non biased and if both people are consensual, don't question me. *Ahem* Let's go.
(The first character is Charlie)
Bendy: Smash!
(Blitz)
Bendy: Eh... I like Blitz, but we work better as friends. Pass.
(Next is Angel Dust, but it shows his VR Chat model)
Bendy: AH! AH! OH MY GO-
(Suddenly, it changes back to his cirrent 2D design)
Bendy: *sighs* ....Oh thank god. Uh... Sure. Smash.
(Alastor)
Bendy: What the fuck, that's my fucking dad!
(Vaggie)
Bendy: Smash, of course!
(Next is Husk, Bendy has an awkward look and darts his eyes towards the camera)
Bendy: Smash. *points at camera* You shut the fuck u-!
(Lobo)
Bendy: Sorry, Lobo. Hellhounds aren't really my thing when it comes to bedrooms. Pass
(Next up is Niffty, Bendy looks cross)
Bendy: I can basically be her father at my age! Pass.
(Loona)
Bendy: Pass.
(Moxxie)
Bendy: Of course, smash.
(Millie)
Bendy: Smash, of course.
(Next is Katie Killjoy, Bendy vomits before resuming a dignified pose)
Bendy: Pass.
(Lucifer)
Bendy: What da fuck? I mean, he tried to kill me.... But those fangs do.... Whatever, screw it. Smash.
(Next is Stolas, where Bendy eyes and smile go huge)
Bendy: Relationship didn't work out, but in bed.... Oh yeah!
(Next is Stella, which causes Bendy's face to contract with a crunch.)
Bendy: There goes Bendy's boner.
(Octavia)
Bendy: Pass
(Fizzarolli)
Bendy: Really? My clown ex?..... Yeah, okay.
(Sir Pentious)
Bendy: Eh...... Maybe....
(Ren)
Bendy: I mean... If he was up for it, I guess. Sure.
(Egg Boi)
Bendy: Yeah.... No. I don't trust the hat.
(Crymini)
Bendy: Nope! Ain't touching the bestie's kid! That's against the bro code!
(Tom Trench)
Bendy: Pass.
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Hazbin/Helluva Ink Edition: Book of Amore
RomanceJust a collection of one shots featuring the stories created couples. Requests are insisted upon and appreciated. Will update as more couples are made.
