((Mainly with the GSG9 because I have favouritism))
Blitz, laying in bed : do you think pigeons have feelings?
IQ, on the bunk above him : Elias. I am giving you one more chance to shut the fuck up
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Ash : Who ate the cookies
Mozzie, panicking : ninja's
Ash : I didn't see them?
Mozzie : no one ever does
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Cav : why would I play favourites?
Rook : you downed both buck and glaz
Cav : and?
Rook : you only interrogated glaz.
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Bandit, pushing a small bowl to IQ : it's sugar.
IQ : *puts it in her tea*
Bandit : it's salt! *laughs*
IQ : I'm going to drink this out of spite
Bandit : wait what the fuck-
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Mozzie : where are the towels?
Gridlock : up on the shelf
Mozzie : *climbs up onto a counter to reach the shelf*
Mozzie : *falls off the counter*
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Thatcher: no more screen time
Thatcher : *throws EMP at main servers*
Everyone in base : *watches the entire internet go down*
Mute, sighing : can't you just ask us politely?
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Jäger, holding a spider : bandit look! It's so small and cute!
Bandit, who hates spiders with a passion : Marius- I love you but please-
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Thermite : let's play who stole the drugs
Frost : wasn't me
Doc : wasn't me
Bandit : was it him?
Smoke : PiNk fUcKin FaIrIes EvEryWhErE
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Doc : I hate you. Let go of me. I don't want to see you. Get out of my sight
Lion : I'm trying. Let go of my arm
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Smoke : I want my significant other to be small and cute. And can help me with pranks
Mute : *struggles to open Caprisun*
Also Mute : *gets arm stuck in project he's been working on*
Smoke, points at mute : him. I want him
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Jäger : IQ we have a problem
IQ : what is it?
Jäger: I think I like bandit
Blitz, from down the hall : CONGRATS, YOU ARE THE LAST ONE TO KNOW-
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Kapkan, to fuze : I'll never find anyone I'm happy with
Fuze : who's that?
Rook : *hugging kapkan*
Kapkan, Hugging rook : I make one exception
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Bandit : someone stole my ice cream
Ace : I saw jäger steal it-
Bandit, rolling up sleeves : someone stole my ice cream
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Glaz : okay fuze repeat after me
Glaz : I'm going to work on team building
Fuze : I'm going to work on team building
Glaz : I won't punch ying
Fuze : I won't punch ying
Glaz : I'll stop killing the hostage
Fuze : ....I won't punch ying
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Twitch, looking at her drone : wow I'm so proud of my drone
Mozzie : our drone
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Gridlock : CAN YOU STOP COMMITTING CRIME FOR 5 MINUTES
mozzie, holding a lighter : ...
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Rook : you ever want to talk about your feelings?
Doc : no
Lion : I do!
Rook : I know lion
Lion : I'm sad
Rook : I know lion
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Sledge : tell me to break something and I'll do it
Amaru : can you break that ads quick?
Sledge, remembering the time jäger cried because someone broke his ads : no. Absolutely not
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Ace : how'd you meet jäger?
Bandit : I tried being an asshole so blitz brought special reinforcements
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Ash : we can do this by the book
Thermite : what kind of book?
YOU ARE READING
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RandomNot set for one fanbase. Probably will see • Siege • Discord server bullshit • Custom characters • Titanfall Ect I like being difficult ((Yes there will be subtle relationship hints))
