Incorrect quotes

Incorrect quotes ~ GTA V 1

Okay some people in this are from a discord server- which I link quite often- in other words.
Sushi's server.
I will say who belongs to who-
So!

Neon - discord friend
Ev - mine
Ace - sushi

I don't know the rest of the squads names-

Neon, reading a book: if you kill a killer the number of killers stays the same
Ace : kill two
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Ev, breaking into a car : after I'm done with this car it won't be classified as a car anymore, it'll be a ball of scrap with wheels
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Ace : oh no the city is too dangerous. If I live there I may die
Neon and ev : FUCK YEAH- CONCRETE
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Neon : next person the swear gets shot
Ev : heck
Neon : You're on thin fuckin ice
Neon : ...fuck-
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Ace : Don't get in my way I have grenades and I panic easily!
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The three are driving away from the cops
Ace : wait ev where is your driving licence?
Ev : my what?
Neon : ...fucks sake you expect us to have them?
Ace : YES BECAUSE SHE DRIVES OFF MOUNTAINS
Ev : *calmly drives off cliff*
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Neon : How does it feel to be the worst driver ever?
Ev : shut up your mom buys you flavoured water instead of whiskey
Neon : you fuckin take that back
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Ace : *taps on table*
Ev : *taps back*
Police officer : what are they doing?
Neon, sat beside them : morse code
Ace : *aggressively taps table*
Ev : pfft-
Neon: *slams hands onto table* YOU TAKE THAT BACK-
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Police officer : you are charged with theft of a vehicle, murder, manslaughter and damage to property
Neon : you forgot arson and robbing a casino
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Judge : what is your defence
Ev : I'm not saying I did it. But that one guy that said he was tough- was not very tough after my car landed on him.
Judge : ....
Ev : ....
Ace : *coughs beside ev* he was trying to claim insurance in a illegal way-
Ev ; oh that was the alibi-
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Ace : Can we not commit a war crime today?
Neon : setting the bar pretty high I see
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Ev : *flicks on radio to hear "lady hear me tonight"* NEON-
Neon : what-
Ev : RADIO. NOW
neon : SHIT- *throws self into car*
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Ev and neon just robbed the casino
Neon : *driving*
Ev: *flicks on radio and starts vibing*
Neon : *starts vibing*
Ace, in the backseat* You both just robbed a casino and you're both acting like nothing happened
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Ace : I get paid for racing
Neon : I get paid for doing illegal shit
Ev : I get a free 1 mil a month. Peasants
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Neon : ev if you scratch that car I will kill you
Ev, braking before a ramp : ....but ramps
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Ace : where's ev?
Neon : *looking up* she bought a hanger in the military base.
Ace : oh god...
Neon : and she has been stealing jets for the past 2 hours
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Police officer: what is your excuse?
Neon : I was bored
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Ace : I'd never trust you behind the wheel
Ev : well then you're gonna hate it when I start flying helicopters
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Neon, introducing himself : I am neon.
Neon : *looks at ev* and this is owl mask lady. She can't drive very well
Ev, without looking up from her phone : and you can't drink very well
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Ace : I HAVE A SMALL RAMING THING AND IMMA USE IT-
Ev ; we're racing
Ace : EXACTLY *rams someone off the track*