Incorrect quotes

Incorrect quotes ~ Siege 3

((I like making dumb ops do dumb things))

Ash : it's Halloween. What's everyone's plans?
Bandit : high
Jackal : sleep deprived
Nøkk : [REDACTED]
Mozzie : minecraft
Bandit, changing his mind : minecraft on drugs
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Jäger : where's bandit?
Blitz : uhh- he's doing something
Jäger : that doesn't sound good. Wheres IQ?
Blitz : stopping bandit from doing that something
Jäger : and Mozzie?
Blitz : stopping IQ from stopping bandit from doing that something
Jäger: ash??
Blitz : stopping mozzie from stopping IQ who is stopping bandit from doing that something
Jäger: why aren't you helping?
Blitz : I'm stopping you from stopping ash who is stopping mozzie from stopping IQ from stopping bandit so he doesn't do that something
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Cav : surgery is stabbing someone back to life
Doc : please never become a surgeon
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Doc, eating : it's too hot
Lion, beside him : you're hot and I still eat you
Doc, blushing : lion!
Lion : *winks at doc*
Blitz, looking up from his phone : I WANT ONE DAY!
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Jackal : Mira I need words of encouragement
Mira, squishing his cheeks : aren't you a sleep deprived cutie
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Fuze : I wanna steal
Glaz : no! We aren't stealing
Fuze : why? We already stole blitz's cat
Glaz : you had food- plus it's only a cat
Blitz, in the doorway: I wanna steal
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Mozzie, eating : *looks up*
Jäger, standing near him : ...
Mozzie : *holds up spoon* I'll fight you for it!
Jäger: *grabs the food and runs away*
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Doc, wrapping himself up in a blanket: I no longer wish to adult.
Doc, Turning to face the GIGN : from now on I shall remain a cosy burrito
Doc, falling onto his bed : if you need me I will be in my fluff tortilla
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Ash : you don't lock people in here-
Legion : ....
Echo , emerging from a locker : screw you legion
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Blitz : I am but an ant, god wants to watch me suffer
Bandit, staring at him : you can move your cat
Blitz, glaring at him : no I fucking can't
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Mira : it is 3 am Hereford itself better be on fire for someone to wake me up!
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Mozzie : I love working with jackal because sometimes he forgets the English words for things and creates words even god himself fears to make
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Glaz : *shows dokka a drawing*
Dokka ((I normally call her kebab)) : awesome!
Glaz : *closes book and shows it to be a death note*
Dokka : *screams*
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Bandit : if you think about is ash is named after her ancestors
Ash, from across the room : what?
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Blitz, sighing : Who painted my cats nails
Twitch : I dunno
IQ : neither
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Vigil : my mask is missing
Smoke : like your parents
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Sledge : I am a fearless operator and will kill any that harm my friends
Jäger : seamus can you put me down now
Sledge : no you fell over once you'll fall over again
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Mozzie, to a kangaroo : OI MATE! You don't work here you can't go behind the bar!
Gridlock : *disappointed sigh*
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Zero : so how did you take down monty?
Valk : I shot him in the legs because his shield was the size of a dinner plate and he is an idiot
((It makes sense when his shield isn't at full length))
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Tachanka : *pops open a bottle of vodka*
Fuze : *slides out of hallway*
Glaz : *slides out of cupboard*
Kapkan : *pokes head out of bin*