Incorrect quotes

Incorrect quotes ~ Siege 2

Bandit, sipping his drink : I'm thinking of asking marius out
Fuze, remembering the time jäger was crying because worms were harmless snakes : good. Because I'm positive nobody else is going to-
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Jäger : mozzie can you throw this in the sink?
Mozzie : sure thing
Mozzie : *throws the cup as hard as he can into the sink*
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Nøkk : I am not your friend. I will kill you in the blink of an eye
Warden : your arm is stuck
Nøkk : .... I paid for my Doritos I am getting my Doritos
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Nøkk : for practical purposes I do not exist
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Lion : I'd kill a bunch of people if you told me too
Doc, choking on his coffee : lion I'm at work-
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Blitz, picking up a phone : yes?
Bandit, into the phone : WHATSS UPPPPPP
Blitz, into the phone : WUZZZ UUUPPPP
Both of them: WUZZZ UPPPPPP
IQ, picks up the phone : WHATS UPPPPPPP
All three of them : WUZZ UPPPPPP
jäger, motioning to the three of them : and you ask why I don't sleep
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Finka : I hate you
Kapkan : I hate you too
Tachanka, sighing : can you act like adults and talk it out-
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IQ : do you know 1 in 3 people are gay?
Bandit : ...
Blitz : ...
Jäger : ...
Bandit ; I hope it's jäger
Bandit ; jäger is cute
Blitz : ....
IQ : I-..
Jäger, blushing : ...
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Mozzie, running into base : I FIXED IT!
Ash : what did you fix?
Mozzie : EVERYTHING
*loud explosion in background*
Mozzie : except that
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Rook : I'm cold
Kapkan, putting his jacket over rook : better?
Mute : James I'm cold too
Smoke : want me to set you on fire?
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Blitz, petting his cat : my cat would never do such a thing!
IQ, watching blitz's cat bite and scratch his arm : we may be stupid but we are not blind
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Ash ; this team is perfectly capable!
Mozzie, holding pasta out to a kookaburra : let's find out if kookaburras like pasta-
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Smoke : *standing out in a storm pretending to be an air bender*
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Sledge, sitting up in his bed : it is 7 in the morning
Smoke : *running around hyped up on 6 coffee's*
Thatcher, leaning in : its 7 in the morning!
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Doc : people that sleep with one pillow disgust me
Lion : people that sleep with two pillows are shown to be lonely and depressed
Doc : don't call me out like this Oliver
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Bandit : spell Me
Jäger: m. e?
Bandit : you forgot the D
Jäger: there is no D in me?
Bandit : not yet
Blitz, from across the room : *chokes on drink*
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Mira : jackal are you ok?
Jackal : *finger guns*
Mira : that doesn't answer anything
Jackal : *finger guns out the room*
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Buck : what's is like working with Gridlock?
Mozzie : once I asked her to get me a drink while she was still mad at me
Mozzie : she got me a glass of water and said "wait"
Mozzie : I love working with her
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Doc : violence is not the answer
Jackal : correct. It is the question
Cav : the answer is yes
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Ash : where did we find this kid jordan?
Thermite : *shrugs*
Flores : I was robbing a place and got caught out
Flores : and you guys came along and kinda hired me
Ash : ....
Thermite : ....
Flores : I remember that very vividly