Incorrect quotes

Incorrect quotes ~ Custom characters 2

((I'm using scenarios that have actually happened in my short life span for these- I've put up with this shit irl.))

*the gang goes to a theme park, the oblivion ride ((big drop into dark hole))*
Aywa : *looking around*
Mercy and Marius : *screaming*
Rangrim : *laughing*
*ride gets to edge and stops before it goes down*
Wolf, who sat on the front row : oh you son of a bitch
Aywa : *w h e e z e*
*ride falls down the hole*

•neverwinter
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X : *gets nugget something*
Nugget : I'm giving you this in return!
X : no. Keep it
Nugget : *proceeds to throw three chicken nuggets at X*

• no fanbase
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Vixen, drunk : guys help
Phantom : ?
Pilot : what's up?
Vixen, trying to spread butter when the paper peel thing is still on it : it's not spreading
Pilot, sighing : vixen Give me the butter
Vixen : *hands over the butter*
Pilot : watch- *peels off the paper thing*
Vixen : *stares at it like all the answers to the universe have been answered*
Pilot : *wheezing*
Phantom : *quietly laughing*

• Siege
((You can thank my drunk brother))
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Scout, to trigger : I made cookies
Trigger : pilot neither of us can eat-
Ace, falling from a vent : COOKIES??

• Titanfall 2
((She kicked open the door irl-))
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X : where did she go?
Inky : I don't know
Nugget, stuck behind the boiler : I am ninja-

• no fanbase
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Pilot : it would be hilarious if you guys are the imposters
Vixen, an imposter : ...
Phantom, an imposter : ....
*at the end of the game*
Pilot, seeing they are both imposters : I FUCKIN CALLED IT
vixen : I couldn't kill you-
Phantom : we adopted her

• siege
((True story from among us))
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Scout, wandering away from ace for two seconds : oh I died
Ace, sighing : I can't even leave you unsupervised-

• Titanfall 2
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Nugget : I DONT NEED TO BE SUPERVISED!
X : ok *walks off*
*10 seconds later*
Nugget, nearly dead and surrounded : I need to be supervised-

• no fanbase
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Aywa : regard for our own safety? None
Wolf : understanding of the concept of death? Absolutely not
Rangrim : morals? A Russian roulette

• neverwinter
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Pilot : yeah we don't need proximity alarms, we have vixen
Vixen : what?
Pilot : yeah she squeaks when scared
Vixen, seeing an enemy and ducking down for cover : *squeaks in fear*
Pilot : see. She detected an enemy

• siege
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Ace : *coughing*
Scout : stop dying it's bad for health
Ace, while coughing : no shit Sherlock

•Titanfall
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Pilot, in german : so you know how We have alarm clocks to wake us up?
Phantom, looking over : *nods*
Pilot, still in german : well mine went off and I told it to fuck off-

• Siege
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Marius : I'm scary!
Mercy : no you're not
Wolf : nah.
Marius : yes I am!
Mercy ; aywa can be scary
Marius : how is she scary but I'm not!
Aywa : in all honesty none of us a scary, we just like to over react

• Neverwinter
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Random guy : just kill me already
Pilot : okay *shoots the guy*
Vixen, staring at her: I no longer feel safe
Phantom, Beside her : there was no hesitation what the fuck pilot

• siege
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Ace, in a childish voice : oh hello!
Scout, watching her play with a dog : ....
Ace, still in the childish voice : no don't eat that!

• Titanfall
((She speaks to her dog during siege games))
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Pilot : we should sleep, it's 1 am
Vixen, humming in agreement: we should... but memes

• Siege
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Nugget : So surprisingly x and inky are happy drunks
X : am not
Nugget : shut up you laughed for 5 minutes straight at a joke you made about a double decker ((chocolate bar))

• no fanbase
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Mercy : why don't we have any eggs?
Aywa : everyone ate them when they were drunk
Mercy : no I had some yesterday
Marius : we had no eggs yesterday?
Mercy : oh fuck
Mercy, turning to wolf : apparently we ate the eggs while drunk

• Neverwinter
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Pilot : *messing around on phone*
Phantom, leaning on her shoulder : what are you looking at?
Pilot : words

• siege
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Ace : we're gonna die!
Scout, in the background: oooo a butterfly

• Titanfall