Well because it's Diablo I need to use our characters so quick break down
Hantei - angel. My character
Wolf - Demon angel thing that likes destruction. Hoodie's
Myka ((Clover)) - mage. Sushi's
Dallas - demon hunter. Mine again
Imperious, walking into the library: WHY AREN'T THE BOOKS IN ALPHABETICAL ORDER
Hantei : ???
Hantei :what the hell does that even mean?
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Wolf : I hate angels, they all deserve to die
Some random demon : I hate angels-
Wolf, holding a sword to their neck : say that shit again-
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Hantei : why is everyone so obsessed with top and bottom? Honestly I'm happy to just have a bunk bed.
Dallas : ...
Wolf : ...
Myka : ...
Wolf : I'm gonna tell him
Dallas : don't you dare
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Myka: there are easily 10'000 words in the alphabet yet none of them describe how much I want to hit you with a chair
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Wolf : I need a word for sad and mad
Dallas : disgruntled
Myka : smad
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*guards at door*
Hantei : what's the problem?
Guards : wolf has committed a crime
Hantei : which wolf?
Guard, confused : the guy called wolf that committed a crime?
Hantei, glancing back to see myka, wolf and Dallas throwing themselves out a window : yeah I need you to be more specific
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Diablo : you're all so annoying
Wolf : only annoying?
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Myka, using magic to contact Dallas : we may have committed a war crime
Hantei : NOT WE, YOU! YOU COMMITTED A WAR CRIME
myka : WE! WE ARE A TEAM!
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Wolf : I can't do that it goes against my morals
Dallas : wolf your morals are like a game of Russian roulette
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Wolf, looking around : shit we lost Hantei
Hantei, standing right behind him : I know I'm short but honestly-
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Myka : Shit!
Dallas : language
Wolf : Fuckity fuck fuck fuck
Dallas : wolf language
Hantei : what the frickity frackity fiddlesticks is going on here
Dallas : ....hold on-
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Hantei : I did a thing
Wolf : what thing?
Dallas : we will talk later about the thing
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Hantei, healing someone : miss? Misss?
Hantei : oh my fuckin god shes fuckin dead-
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Myka : you think if we cut a circle off of Diablo and put it on a recorder thing it will read out his life story?
Dallas : no book I have ever read has prepared me for that question
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Wolf : and I'm the immature one because?
Hantei : you ran after a raccoon because it looked at you funny
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Myka, at a bar : ladies don't start fights
Myka, picking up a chair : but we sure as hell finish them
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Hantei : hey wolf I-
Wolf : no
Hantei : I didn't even finish my sentence
Wolf : put the cat back where you found it
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Wolf : Dallas help
Dallas : what
Wolf : I can't find Hantei
Dallas : weren't you playing hide and seek with him?
Wolf : yes.
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Myka : what are we attacking?? The demon lord or the angel??
Wolf : yes
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Hantei : yum thanks
Demon, putting more tape over his mouth : I said stop eating it
YOU ARE READING
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RandomNot set for one fanbase. Probably will see • Siege • Discord server bullshit • Custom characters • Titanfall Ect I like being difficult ((Yes there will be subtle relationship hints))
