Incorrect quotes

Incorrect quotes ~ Neverwinter 1

Mercy : What do you have there!
Marius, running away : A KNIFE!
Mercy : NO!
Wolf, laughing : omg why does he have a knife-
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Aywa : I have had two coffees, 30 minutes sleep and one bowl of soup
Aywa, pulling her bow onto her back : and I am going to fight a god or die trying
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Marius, when he first joined the guild : hi I'm Marius with a B and I've been afraid of insects my whole life-
Rangrim : stop
Marius : ?
Rangrim : where?
Marius : ....?
Rangrim : where's the B?
Marius, panicking : TheRes A BeE?!
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Mercy : you know when you're the parent of the group but have a taser? That's the cleric
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Wolf, sat at a campfire : we're gonna do it
Marius, sweating ; we are not doing get help.
Wolf : why it always works?
Marius : no it doesn't!
Wolf, sighing : we're doing it
*the guild enters combat*
Wolf, picking up Marius : MERCY! HELP
Mercy, who's keeping rangrim alive : what-
Wolf : HELP- HES DYING
Aywa, trying to get wolf to put Marius down : wolf I swear to god-
Marius : help-
Wolf , throwing Marius across the battle at mercy ; HELP HIM
Mercy : JESUS CHR-
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Rangrim, signing up to join the guild : I mean I will never leave your side if you feed me because I'm loyal and I need the food
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Boss : *smacks wolf across map*
Wolf : *gets up*
Boss : HOW THE FUCK DID HE NOT DIE-
wolf, holding a fire ball : my turn
Boss : HOW THE FUCK-
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The guild in their spare time
Aywa, with her with a flute :
Rangrim and Marius joining in with kazoos :
Mercy, vibing with them :

Wolf trying to sleep for once in his life : are you fuckin serious-
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Aywa : where's wolf
Mercy : fuck we lost him
Aywa : I got this
Aywa, clearing her throat : oh no. Whatever shall we do against these GOBLINS
Wolf, throwing some innocent child across the room : WHERE-
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Mercy : *babysitting some kid for a friend*
Pip, after seeing the kid : I didn't do that right?
Marius, choking on his drink behind them : whAT-
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Wolf : how hard can cooking be?
Aywa : not too difficult

5 minutes later mercy walked in to see the kitchen on fire and wolf rocking in a corner while mumbling incoherently

We don't let him cook anymore
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Aywa, in a store : I need supplies I'll be right back
Wolf : what-
Store clerk 10 minutes later : can Aywa come to the front desk?
Aywa : I was needed?
Wolf, with a lollipop in mouth ; you left me alone
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Mercy ; yeah you dwarves are fine when drinking. You do it so often anyway
Rangrim : never Have I been so offended by something I completely agree with
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Marius, after seeing a random child: can we give it a knife?
Aywa, sighing : Marius for the 10th time. No
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Pip : I need to find my wife
Pip, running at mercy : there she is
Pip, standing beside her : Wife! I LOVE YOU!
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Marius : what do you want to eat?
Wolf, in his head : the souls of the innocent
Wolf : a bagel
Wolf in his head : nO-
Wolf : ....two bagels
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Rangrim : I was going a job and some recruit came up while I was working and scared me so I punched him in the gut.
Rangrim : so I was meant to say 'are you ok' and 'sorry' but instead I shouted "ARE YOU SORRY"
Rangrim, sipping his cider : they didn't get up for 20 minutes and now I'm not allowed near recruits
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*Guild sat around the campfire*
Pip : let's gather round the campfire
Mercy : and sing our campfire song!
rangrim : our C A M P F I R E S O N G song!
Marius : and if you don't think we can sing it faster then you're wrong!
All of them together : it helps if you just sing along!
Aywa and wolf : ...
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Aywa : I made tea
Wolf : I don't want tea
Aywa : I know, I'm telling you I made tea
Wolf : why are you telling me?
Aywa : it's a conversation started
Wolf : well that's a shit conversation starter
Aywa : is it? We're conversing.
Wolf ; ....
Aywa : checkmate
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Rangrim : someone changed all our dorm rooms and I'm trying to figure out who's this is
Marius : oh? What's on yours?
Rangrim : alcoholic
Marius ; oh hey rangrim
Rangrim : OH FOR FUCKS-