SaiOuma Oneshots

Mastermind!Shuichi x InGame!Kokichi

(Spoilers for Dv3!! Also, this oneshot takes place before Kokichi and Kaito died)

TW: some cursing

Kokichi Ouma's POV

You've got to be f***ing kidding me... I stared at the revealed mastermind with tears threatening to fall.

"It's a surprise, isn't it?!" the mastermind laughed maniacally. I glanced at the other survivors faces. They were in pure shock just as I was.

"B-but thats... that's impossible-!!! There is NO WAY that MY SIDEKICK could ever be like THIS..." Kaito cried as he took a step closer to the mastermind... aka Shuichi.

"I guess you just can't trust everyone in a killing game... right?" Shuichi giggled as I tried my best to keep my signature expression of joyfulness on my face.

"Yeah, Kaito! Why the hell would you trust ANYONEEEEE in this stupid game??? It's a killing game after all. At this point, Miu could have been smarter than you! We should have seen this coming, knowing that Shuichi was the most trusted," I spat as I crossed my arms. My eyes shined from the tears that almost fell down my face. Shuichi looked at me and nodded in approval.

"At least someone in here is damn smart..." Shuichi muttered under his breath as he rolled his eyes. "Alright, alright, is 'sorry' what you want me to say? Here it is, sorry for getting people killed and organizing a killing game hoping that everyone would die. Happy?" Shuichi said with a sharp tone. Everyone was too speechless as we all stood there in disbelief. Everybody was crying and sobbing except for Shuichi and I... although I swear it'll be seconds until tears stream down. "Tch, if you're all gonna sulk why don't you do it in the afterlife?" Shuichi questioned with sarcasm.

"A-afterlife..?!" Tsumugi shrieked, jumping a little.

"Most of you are gonna get executed." Shuichi calmly stated.

"Hmmm??? What do you mean by 'most of us'?? What about the others who aren't executed?" I questioned with my happy tone. I looked to the side for a split second, wiping away the tears that lay in the corner of my eye. Shuichi scoffed.

"Well, it would be quite boring if everyone from this killing game just died. I need someone to escape here with me. I've got the key (A/N: 🎵 and he's just a doormat🎵)and everything." Shuichi answered. Someone gets to escape...? Well they'd have to go out into the real world with the mastermind so I guess it isn't a win-win but it's definitely worth it...

"And who's that person?" Maki questioned with her usual deathly voice.

"I'm stillll decidingggggg!!!" Shuichi enthusiastically sang with a smile. ...he reminds me of myself...

"W-we need to know who it is!!!" Kaito interfered, trying to act strong.

"Yea! It's not fair that we have to deal with all this anxiety and tension... it's tiring!" Himiko complained with tears falling down her face.

"Hmm..? Are you sure you want to speak to me like that? I am the one who got you into this game after all," Shuichi spat coldly, glaring devilishly at Kaito and Himiko. Kaito looked like he was about to say something but he stopped himself. Himiko just sat down and whimpered.

"But Himiko's right! We have the right to know who this lucky person is right now! Why do we have to suffer even more, Shuichi?! You had to watch your close ones be sent off to the afterlife too!" Keeboy countered. Keeboy always says he has feelings but nowww I can prove him wrong! He's not afraid at all! Robots really don't have feelings!! Well, seems like I'm right, like always... Shuichi gripped Keeboy's shoulder tightly.