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MESSAGES
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╰──➤ HOORAY 4 BOOBIES
DONG SICHENG:
hey guys i just learned how
to fry scream :D
LEE TAEYONG:
as you should
MOON NARI:
thats so cool babe 🙏 ive been
trying for years 😕
NAKAMOTO YUTA:
king behavior
TEN:
dont know what that is but
good for u
DONG SICHENG:
thanks :D
DONG SICHENG:
wnd dont worry calamari
you'll be able to do it one day!
LEE DONGHYUCK:
oi papi only i can call her
calamari 🤨
DONG SICHENG:
oh sorry :(
MARK LEE:
virgin nary
MOON NARI:
virgin marky
MARK LEE:
was that a dating hotline
reference 😧
MOON NARI:
maybe 🤔
WONG LUCAS:
whats a dating hotline 💯
MOON NARI:
huh who said anything about
a dating hotline?
MARK LEE:
no one
WONG LUCAS:
oh 🤙
JUNG JAEHYUN:
yo whats up guys
MARK LEE:
why are u always the one
asking that
SUN RIKO:
ayo hes right 😧
JUNG JAEHYUN:
idk lol
LEE DONGHYUCK:
im crying over 505 by arctic monkeys
thank u for asking
KANG AERA:
relatable 💔
LEE DONGHYUCK:
lol
KIM JUNGWOO:
aera can i ask u a question
KANG AERA:
yes ofc <3
KIM JUNGWOO:
so i walked into naris room
earlier and saw a strip pole
so i asked her why she had
a strip pole and she told me
to ask u
KANG AERA:
oh thats easy
KANG AERA:
we're gonna become pole dancers
KIM DOYOUNG:
wtf why
MOON NARI:
cause its beautiful
KANG AERA:
its really hard tho
WONG LUCAS:
was it johnny
MOON NARI:
ya 🤙
JOHNNY SUH:
obviously
SUN RIYU:
pole dancing is honestly so
cool
KANG AERA:
right????????
MOON NARI:
btw if u guys wanna cry just
listen to dondante by my
morning jacket
LEE TAEYONG:
you have good music taste
so will do
LEE DONGHYUCK:
omg bet
WONG LUCAS:
YO THAT SONG IS CRAZY
MOON NARI:
I KNOW
MOON NARI:
the amount of emotions i feel
while listening to it is insane
MOON NARI:
the story behind it is so sad tho
WONG LUCAS:
yeah 😕
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hey i forgot to say
ghis in my last chap but
happy ramadan to my
muslim readers <3
i'll tone down all the
cursing and inappropriate
jokes for u guys 🙏
YOU ARE READING
CUPIDS CHOKEHOLD. NCT
Fanfiction"i wanna peg you so bad rn" "what..?" "sorry autocorrect i meant hey good morning" started: i dont remember lmao published: 26/12/20 ended: 15/09/21 inspired by halseyplanets dating hotline cover creds to kohmaro on tumblr
