Being one of the crack heads in the group is quit easy I mean all I gotta do is be dumb as fuck and that comes naturally
like today.........................................................................................................
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we where sitting at a bench across from a lake
with ducks and geese's in it
it was about 9pm and Bakuhoe was not happy about that but who cares
most of us was either high and the other two were sitting there watching us being dumb
mina was trying to seduce a tree because 'he was looking at her first and wanted some'
Sero was speaking Spanish to a trash can trying to fuck it
Denki was being..... well.............Denki
while y/n was laughing her ass off
and well Kiri was trying to calm her down and ever one else and Bakugo was just sitting there with his resting bitch face wondering why he was even still there
but then somebody had the idea to go and mess with the ducks
Denki fucking Kaminari
and me being the smart person I am I follow him and see where this smart act takes us
nobody knew where we went, well except Bakugo he was just sitting back watching knowing what was about to happen because we use to the same thing when we were kids, we use to play in the lake when the ducks and geese's got tired of us and chase us down the street intel we got to Izuku's house but we were still scared cuz they followed all of us all the way home so now they knew where we lived and every morning before we went to school they would be there and follow us to school and stuff our parents thought it was cute or funny be to us, oh no we were traumatized.
but when mina was done talking to her 5th tree husband she saw what we where doing and started to recorded
Mina: there going to get their asses beat
Sero turned after getting done humping a trash the racoons ran away not wanting to be next
Sero: what
mina: look
she points to use seeing that we where almost there since we where going slow like we where hunting for our pray
but then Bakugo stop and realized that if they keep messing with them they were going to follow them back to the dorms and he was not going through that again
Bakuhoe: OI!!! DUMBASS GET YOUR ASSES BACK HERE AND LEAVE THEM THE FUCK ALONE BEFORE YOU GET FUCK UP
Kiri: shouldn't we stop them
Sero: nah I wanna see how this plays out
he says smiling waiting for the fun to start
Bakuhoe: fools all of you
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Denki: I want this one
he points to a brown and green and white duck
y/n: k I want this one
I say pointing at a fucking
GEESES
Denki: ok
we slowly make our way there ignoring the yells from Bakugo
but then one of the ducks saw us and started to honk like crazy
we stop waiting for the duck to stop but it doesn't instead all the ducks AND geese's looked our way but us being the most smartest people there are we run towards them but they didn't run away
oh no they come running towards us with the same energy sis
we stop and run back screaming everyone else was laughing intel the whole fucking ducks and geese's and swans started to come out of the lake and chases after us
Kiri picks me up and we start running like there was no tomorrow to the dorms
Bakugo: WHAT DID I TELL YOU DUMB ASSES NOW THERE GOING TO TO GET US AGIAN THANKS TO YOUR DUMB ASSES
y/n: SHUT THE FUCK UP, LESS TALKING AND MORE RUNNING
Denki: WELL SORRY I JUST WANTED A PET DUCK AND TEACH HIM HOW TO TWREK
Mina who was still recording
Mina: GO FASTER THEIR ON OUR ASSES
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we ended up making it to the dorms and Bakugou started to close all the curtains and locking the doors and windows and shit
Sero: what he doin
y/n: his making sure that they don't get to us this shit happen to us when we were kids and lets say we where we were scared shit- lis for the rest of our life
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we ended up going to sleep me and Bakugo were in Kiri's room sleeping when we got wokin up by screaming we run down stairs and see all of 1A looking out the windows
'shit'
Kiri: what's with all the screaming
Me and Bakugo and Izuku make a dip for it we were not going through this shit again
Kiri walks over to the window and see's
ALL OF THE DUCKS, GEESES, SWANS, ALLIGATORS, CORCODILES, AND TRULTES
