in love with a dragon (dragon!kokichi x shuichi)

black out

Against my better judgement I went with kokichi to the bar in question but we were stopped at the entrance "you got an id?" To my surprise kokichi ripped one of the horns out of his head then stabbed it into the dragons chest "how's that for an id" He said smugly "g-go right ahead" The dragon mumbled, clearly in pain but trying to remain neutral. "That's what I thought thank you" He said as he yanked the horn out of the dragons chest, took my hand and walked in the bar "before you ask each dragon horn is unique so when I stabbed him he learned who I was but I carved a few more lines in my horns leading him to think that i was 220,000 instead of just 16,000" "What do the lines have to do with anything?" "The more lines you have the older you are duh! That's why I have 16, 8 on each horn" Dragons are weird....

We sat down at the bar "içki ala bilərəm" Kokichi said to the bartender. I had no idea what he said but the bartender seemed to understand perfectly and served us two drinks. They were....glowing. Kokichi's was dark purple and mine was pink "what did you order?" "I just ordered two random drinks even I don't know what's in them! But that's a part of the fun" He said before taking a sip on his drink. I guess I should do the same? I nervously scooted forwards and took a small sip of the drink I was given. It's....actually not that bad....Its pretty strong though....i looked at kokichi who didn't seem to be affected by the drink at all

"Bland...yours looks good though! Trade me!" I shook my head as I took the drink back "no....I'd rather keep this one" Kokichi stuck his tongue out at me then went back to sipping his drink
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After an hour of drinking our lifespan in half the bartender cut us off "awwww come onnn just one more!" Kokichi pleased but the bartender didn't understand him and assumed he was asking for another drink so he shook his head "fine! Whatever this place sucks anyway! Let's go home shu" I got off of the barstool and almost immediately collapsed into kokichi's arms "uuuuuugh...." "təcili yardım çağırmalıyam?" "No! He doesn't need an ambulance he's fine right shu?" "Uuuuuugh..." "See? Complete fine" The bartender picked up the phone "yoxdur. Sən. Cəsarət" (Translation: Don't you dare) the bartender sighed and hung up

"yəqin ki, ikiniz də evə getməlisiniz" "Oh yeah? Well....i was going to go home anyway so....screw you" Then he picked me up and carried me out.

I feel so weird.... "Now what do you wanna do?" Kokichi asked me "take me over there" I said as I pointed towards kaito "are you sure?" "Hell yeah I'm sure" Kokichi flew me over to him then set me down "hey fuck face!" I yelled "oh it's you...whaddaya want tits" I reached under my shirt then pulled out the fake breasts "See this? I'm really a boy! What do you think of that you st- *hic* stupid....fuck face....head" Kokichi ran up to me and grabbed my wrist "What the HELL ARE YOU DOING" "This stupid *hic* loser face keeps saying I have big boobs but I really don't" Kokichi sighed "that's kind of the whole point" He restuffed my shirt the approached kaito "are you not really a girl too?" Kokichi responded by punching kaito in the face, knocking him out hard then he dragged him to the nearest dumpster and threw him away.

"Keep them in I don't want to have to do that again....the bartender was right we should probably get home....come on shu" "Oke"
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I woke up with a pounding headache so I sat up only to find that my ass was incredibly sore. "Oh you're finally awake! I thought you died for a moment".....hold on my mouth tastes like vomit my clothes are torn and my butt hurts.... "did you mindfreak me!?!" "Ew no! How many times do I have to say this: I don't want to fuck a human!" "Then what happened" Kokichi laughed nervously "uh....I'll tell you when you're older" What the hell is that supposed to mean....