I'm sitting in the tweede kamer waiting for everyone to be here and the debate to start. My phone keeps going off while I see I'm receiving hundreds of messages. I purposely ignore it. I turned around and of course I was right: Mark was typing and grinning at his phone. He does this everytime, he cyber bullies me. That's why I blocked his number, he spam mails me now. He's too old to know how to use instagram I think and grin at my own thoughts. Suddenly it's already time and it starts. The frick, Rob isn't here! No, I don't track his location.... Not this time I promise you.
After 5 minutes of me being distracted and worried, Rob runs into the room. He's all sweaty, jesus.
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He sits next to me and greets me. I whisper an ''hi'' back. ''You look really good today!', Rob says. I groan mentally but blushed from the outside. I managed to give him a small smile and a thank you. ''Wow, you're such a sussy baka.'' Omg, he's so jeugdig. Oh god I need to focus on my work. It's just Geert so I go up, call him an idiot who has no plans. I'm so good at my job.
I talk to Rob for the rest of the time. I smile brightly as he tells me a story but my face drops.. He brought up Sjoerd (his bf) again. I know that I'm married and have 3 kids but they're all boring as hell. How has she not noticed that I'm a twink yet. I pay my attention to the conversation again noticing he's still talking about him.
Wait, what did he say? HE HAD AN ARGUMENT WITH THAT ARSEHOLE! That's amazing, no wait he's sad. He even gets angry, sheeeesshh he looks hot right now. ''Are you even paying attention.' he whines. I quickly get myself together ''yea ofc, I'm really sorry for you.'' I say but I really mean it. I don't like seeing him sad. After a bit of talking the bell rings. No wait this isn't really a kleuterklas. Well.... Doesn't matter, I can go right now. I didn't listen to anything that was said but I will see the funny things on tiktok. I scoop my chance and wink while saying goodby.
I run away after that because I'm awkward. I go home now, learn a tiktok dance to be hip😎😎, give all the work to the irrelevant members of Groenlinks and wait for the next day....
Pls tell me when I'm going to far🧍
+ shoutout naar @papajetten op tiktok. Ik word gwn heel blij van die edits en dit account heeft mij heel erg geïnspireerd. Voor mij persoonlijk was deze tiktok de druppel om te gaan schrijven: https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMeHXnLdu/ OOk veel foto's die ik gebruik heb ik gescreend van dit account.
