Safety regulations, laws, and socialistic/commie cash drains have been trying to wear me down for decades. These evils all have something in common. They originate from the same source: The Government. This short handbook will illuminate readers on...
Safety regulations, laws, and socialistic/commie cash drains have been trying to wear me down for decades. These evils all have something in common. They originate from the same source: The Government. This short handbook will illuminate readers on the three primary evils of government: taxes, laws, and regulations. Finally, we will close out with some practical jungle survival tips for dealing with the government in the wild.
Disclaimer: None of what I say from hereon is advice. These are not suggestions, or even good or safe ideas. If you follow any of my recommendations, I won't take any responsibility because I warned you not to do any of it. In other words, you are on your own. Good luck!
WHAT IS THE GOVERNMENT?
In a nutshell, the government consists of millions of lethargic bureaucrats working in concert to stifle business growth and progress. The combined forces of these countless do-nothings has the unexpectedly awesome power to reverse both time and productivity.
Government workers love to create forms for you to fill out (speed bumps), regulations (headlocks), and laws (shackles + jail). They hate change, innovation, and efficiency. These are the people who proudly tell stories to their family & friends about the things they didn't do, not the things they did. If they successfully stopped something/anything from getting done, then they had a good day.
None of my enemies in business come close to the awesomely awful power of government. When this assembly of losers choreographs their bureaucratic ballet, it generates a whirling blackhole that sucks harder than a discount hooker trying to catch up on late payments to a loanshark.
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TAXES
I don't like paying taxes. I never get my money's worth when I invest in the government. Most of the time they just use my money to hire more bureaucrats to jam up my gears. Basically, paying taxes is digging my own grave and getting poorer at the same time.
It doesn't matter how much money I give to the government, there are still potholes on the street I live on, and the DMV is still staffed with half-dead zombie librarians who would rather fart away their few last hours of existence before they give up the ghost than renew my driver's license in a reasonable amount of time. No amount of money fixes these problems, which is indicative of a lack of appreciation for taxpayers' hard-earned contributions.
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