Chapter 8
‘Allo gov’ner, I actually wrote half of this in English after finishing my controlled assessment, so it is probably not written very well.
As soon as I got home, I pulled out my phone and started typing away. I needed the comfort of my best friends- I already missed them and it had only been 3 days. Opening our group chat, I saw only Marissa was online.
You: Mariii! I missed you buddy xo :’(
Mari: OMG wats it like? Crap without me isn’t it? I knew it u should come back. On a separate note, blaze is a witch.
So much for comfort and warm words.
You: Yes hello to you too -_- what did she do?
Mari: She totally stole Deacon omg I hate herr!
You: Aww, you’re right she should get on her broom and speed away
Mari: I’m always right, and I hope she gets arrested for speeding.
You: As if, she’d try to seduce the cops or something xD
Mari: And she’d lock the handcuffs onto a bed and have her way with them
You: Eww imagine he’s big and hairy and sits on her face lmao
Mari: It’d serve her right but she’d enjoy it anyway- I can see it in her future. I’m getting a feeling; she’ll die of an STD. Her aura just SCREAMS ‘whore’
You: omg marissa stop ur not psychic u bitch that’s not funny :/
Mari: It’s frikkin’ hilarious. You believed me and turned up in your PJ’s and did the rain dance ommggg im a bossssssss woot wooottt >:)
You: shut up nooblet. I’m changing your name in my contacts -_-
fgt: Boo you whore
You: That’s Blaze actually. Where’s Niall?
fgt: lemme call him
You: good, don’t take too long. Save the phone sex for later.
fgt: -_-
Nialler: wtf guys I was busy
You: doing what
Nialler: internet
fgt: he means porn
Nialler: Nooo! N I DON T DO THTA
You: Mari stop sending him nudes, let’s keep it PG here.
You: Niall, It’s okay if you do ‘THTA’
fgt: Ewww
Nialler: … :/ really Bella? Really?
You: Getting all defensive I see ;)
Nialler: …
Nialler: Sooooo
Nialler: How was school Bella? J
You: Get ready because it’s a lot.
Mari: Joy! Oh joy!
You: Ok. So I met my new neighbours on Sunday and they’re really nice. There’s a guy called Louis and he’s my age, we have classes together so he showed me around for a bit. He has a girlfriend and she’s so sweet. Her name’s Skyler, you would love her.
Mari: Aww so you’ve replaced us already? Is she prettier than me? Lol
You: No one could replace you two <3 Idk about her but Niall’s prettier than you so that’s something right?
