"I had a rude-ass dream last night. Some disembodied voice said "Hey, wanna hear a funny joke?" I'm a fan of jokes and do what voices tell me to in dreams, so I said "Yeah, sure." Then my 8AM alarm goes off. Prick." -Killer, probably.
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RandomCause why not!! Also, none of this applies to my personal Headcanons. It's all just random stuff I think of at like 3AM LMAO
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"I had a rude-ass dream last night. Some disembodied voice said "Hey, wanna hear a funny joke?" I'm a fan of jokes and do what voices tell me to in dreams, so I said "Yeah, sure." Then my 8AM alarm goes off. Prick." -Killer, probably.