Blue: Oh my god- If baby oil dissolves condoms, wtf does it do to babies??
Dream: This might sound shocking, but condoms and babies are made of different material.
Lust: Its like rock paper scissors. Baby oil defeats condom, baby defeats baby oil, condom defeats baby.
Ink, holding a rock: Rock also defeats baby!
YOU ARE READING
Shitposting the Sans AUs! (discontinued)
AcakCause why not!! Also, none of this applies to my personal Headcanons. It's all just random stuff I think of at like 3AM LMAO